I'm gonna take on the world

I'm friends with the monsters

Happy Halloween everybody on the first night of Hanukah. We arrive at the Matthews's house and start our scene in little Auggie's room. A coffin opens and he's dressed in an adorable little vampire outfit. Good evening ladies and gentlemen welcome to my monster scary story time. My name is Auggie and I'll be your ghost for the evening. And tonight we have 4 scary stories of terrors to get through tonight. What scares you hm?

Auggie dinner's ready his mother comes in. I'm talking to the people mommy he tells her. I'm sure you are but its time for dinner. Say hello to them. How ya doin? She waves at the camera. For real? He asks her. How ya doin for real? Ok finish talking to your friends and come down for dinner and get out of that toy shaped coffin where did you get it anyways?

You don't vant to know he tells her. Say goodbye to the people. Goodbye she wives at the camera. Mean it he tells her. Come to dinner. I mean it. She tells him as she leaves his room. That was scary. Do you know Farkle? Do you know what scares him? It's about the same size of a softball. And you know what goes with a ball? A bat he says before disappearing.

Leaving us to our next scene. At school (outfit 40) me and my friends were dressed in different steampunk themed costumes. Riley was a showgirl Maya was a ringmaster Farkle was cannonball and Lucas was a cowboy. Farkle was hanging onto Cory's desk wanting him to write him a note for gym class. What are you so afraid of? There's nothing scary about softball. He tells him.

She throws things at me. He points at Maya as there is lighting and thunder. I'm the pitcher she tells him. They make me stand out there in front of everybody. He's the batter. Riley tells him. There's a guy behind a mask. That would be the catcher sir. Lucas tells him. Then somebody screams. That's the umpire Cory says. No, that's me Farkle says. Then he's on Cory's back. Get off he tells him.

Once in gym class it was Farkle's turn. It's raining outside why are we playing softball inside we should be playing dodgeball what am I saying we should be square dancing swinging partners. Swing your bat Farkle what are you so afraid of? The coach asked as he was dressed in a tutu. I'm afraid of being hit by the ball coach. And once he announces that Farkle then tells him he was also afraid of public humiliation which he also announced to the rest of the class after Farkle told the coach.

What are you afraid of? She throws as straight as a rope he tells Farkle talking about Maya. As more thunder and lighting happen. Check, check, check her out check our little pitcher out. Riley cheers. Riles. Maya scolds her. Right third base got it. What hand does this thing go on? She asks about the glove. Riley you know which hand the glove goes on I remind her. As Lucas comes over and helps her as I share a knowing look with Maya as he does. Thanks she tells him.

Why do I have to be up? Farkle asks him. Why does anyone have to do anything? Why do I have to be a gym teacher? I could be a ballerina. You're up because I say so because I'm the coach. Once Maya throws the ball he stands there with his bat in a pose as the ball goes sailing right into the glove of the catcher. Ball one. Can he do that? Maya asks.

When Farkle goes again the ball goes to the catcher again as Farkle screams. He's rattling my pitcher coach Lucas says to the coach. He's an evil genius. Lucas says but when the coach doesn't think so that's when the lights go out. Farkle says he'll see us in Science and then tells Maya she wasn't all that the next one he would hit out of the park and then the lights come back on and he's scared again. You're pretty. He tells her. Move she tells him.

No, I'm good right here. He tells her. Are you gonna live in fear the rest of your life? He asks Farkle. I was planning on it he tells the coach. Ok, you're done. Lucas tells Maya. What? I'm taking you out. You're not my type she tells him as I roll my eyes. I meant the game. He tells her. What why? You haven't thrown a strike yet. I know how to pitch to him. Nice and slow ok Lucas? He asks him. How's this for slow? It goes in slow motion as Lucas throws the ball as hard as he can. As Farkle goes down.