Q&A Sessions for Orders and Conscience

Question: Green's Theories

Northwind: As much as I would like to stay and go over the fact that Yellow and Orange are getting along, we've got to move on. Green, you've got another... well, not really a question, but I think you should answer it. 

Green: Shoot. 

Blue: *Coughs* Stab. Orange was shot.

Green: You know that goes for both of us, right? *Sighs* Fine. Hit me. 

Red: *Walks over and smacks Green*

Green: OW! I didn't mean it like that!

Northwind: Red, if you don't behave right now, I will-

Red: What? Kill me? I'm already dead and even if you could kill me, we agreed on no killing in the first chapter...

Northwind: No. I was going to say delete your existence, but yeah, killing works too...

Black: Northwind, could I get one tennis ball to hit Vac'shar in the face with? 

Northwind: Knock yourself out kid. *Hands balls to Black and ignores subsequent yelps* Anyway, the question was from @rosevoltaris again. What were your theories on where the Impostors came from?

Green: Oh boy, that's a long list and that's why I wrote it down...

Black: Just say some of them, then. *Continues to throw balls at Red in a high-speed dodgeball match*

Green: Okay. The first one was that you Impostors were parasitic shapeshifters that infiltrated the crew to eat, to find new hosts, or to simply wreck havoc because you could...

Brown: *Coughs and gestures to the dodgeball match*

Green: Yeah, I was half-right. Two was like this: you guys are sent to purposely infiltrate us for information, to send a message, or to simply vent anger on us. Maybe because we discovered something and messed it up on the exoplanet of Polus, but I doubt that. The conditions of Polus are too harsh now for any other life to have survived. 

Lime: What happened to Polus?

White: Dude, you were literally just on Polus before we integrated. And you don't know what happened?

Lime: I'm a Medic, not a historian!

White: Long story short, it collided with one of its moons and it sent the planet spiraling out of its solar system for around five hundred thousand years. 

Lime: Thank you. 

Green: *Clears throat* Okay, the last one that I can remember is that the Impostors are actually the victims in this case and are only killing us because they're trapped in this endless game where they are fighting for their own lives. 

White: That's it?

Green: Oh no, there was one where we actually are all Impostors who were infected with a parasite or something and the one who was actually killing us was trying to get our inner Impostor to awaken as well, but I put that one off to the side. And there's the government conspiracy theory...

Cyan: Evidently one of your theories was correct. 

Green: Statistically, at least one of them should be completely, or at least partially, correct.

Northwind: *Coughs* More than one. 

Green: What?

Northwind: Have you considered the possibility of multiverses where every single one of your theories was correct?

Green: Yes, I have, and I've also considered the possibility that the Impostors are just misplaced entities from those other multiverses who don't know how to cope in our world and instead started to kill us because it perceives an action as a threat. 

Northwind: ... Yeah, let's go with that...

Red: *Holds up hands in surrender* Northwind, what are you implying...?

Black: I hate to agree with this piece of chakk, but I have to. What is that supposed to mean?

Northwind: Why does everything have to mean something?

White: Because if @rosevoltaris was right and you created us, it has to mean something. 

Blue: I think they just exist to cause chaos, which means that nothing has to mean anything. 

Northwind: Spot-on, Blue!

Red: Sus. 

Blue: Say so yourself. You threw that knife into my skull. 

Red: *Rolls eyes but stays quiet*

White: *Quietly to Black* Hey, maybe by the end of whenever this ends, Red'll be better.

Black: *Whispers back while glaring at Red* I highly doubt that.