Vac'shar: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Sky: ...
Vac'shar: ...
Sky: ...Please, go back to bed.
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Soren: Don't go to the kitchen.
William: Why?
Soren: I saw a spider.
William: Well, did you kill it?
Soren: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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William: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
William: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Sky: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Ryan: Cannibalism.
Sky: *confused chewing noises*
Nova: No, cinnibalism.
Sky: *more confused chewing noises*
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K'dela: I love you.
Sky: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*K'dela and Sky kiss passionately*
Charlie, to Ryan: You owe me 20 dollars.
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Davin: Just be careful, Nova!
Nova: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Davin!
Nova: It's everything around me that's careless.
*Umbitr lurking suspiciously in the background*
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'Can I copy the homework?'
William: I can help you with it!
Ryan: Yeah, sure.
Charlie: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Soren: lol nope.
Nova: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Davin: *Read 5:55pm*
Davin: *The next morning* DoEs It LoOk LiKe ThAt'S a Me PrObLeM?
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Charlie: Time for plan G.
Ryan: Don't you mean plan B?
Charlie: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
William: What about plan D?
Charlie: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Soren: What about plan E?
Charlie: I'm hoping not to use it. Everyone dies in plan E.
Davin: It wouldn't matter, anyway. Go for it.
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Sky: What is wrong with you?
Vac'shar: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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K'dela: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Sky: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear anything.
K'dela: To be fair, though, those fuzzy socks are comfy.
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Soren: That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Charlie: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Soren: I like the way you think.
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Tal'nera: We need to distract these guys.
Sky: Leave it to me.
Sky: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
K'dela & Umbitr: *immediately begin arguing*
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[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Charlie: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Ryan: You're in a prison cell :)
William: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Ryan: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Soren: I got a 1!
Ryan: You're in... a cube-shaped place.
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William: Soren! I thought you were dead!
Soren: No, just in deep cover.
William: ...But it was an open casket.
Soren: It was very deep.
William: I LITERALLY HELD YOUR CORPSE IN MY ARMS.
Soren: ... AnYwAyS-
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William: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on K'dela.
William: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
William: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
K'dela: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
William: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
K'dela: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
William: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
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Sky: I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
K'dela: ...
K'dela: How long has it been since you've been hugged?
Sky, bursting into tears: Too long.
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Vac'shar: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.
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K'dela: So... what's goin' on?
Sky: You want the long version or the short version?
K'dela, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Sky: Everything sucks...
K'dela: Oh. Well, yeah, that's definitely not an optimal situation.
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Umbitr: If you water water, it grows.
Charlie: ...What.
Tal'nera: They've got a point.
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Sky: Guys... the principal just called—
Umbitr: It was Vac'shar!
Vac'shar: It was K'dela!
K'dela: It was Tal'nera!
Tal'nera: It was me!
Sky: ...
Sky: I was going to congratulate you for getting that award, but now I wanna know what happened.
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William: Hey Charlie, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Charlie, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
William: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Charlie!
Charlie: You didn't have a problem pointing these at Squad 257!
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William: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
Sky: *raises hand*
Soren: *puts their hand down*
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Umbitr: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Tal'nera: A motor- a motorcycle?
Umbitr: Oh sorry, a murder.
K'dela: That escalated quickly.
Tal'nera: ...
Tal'nera: Did you cause it?
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Charlie: *sneaking in through their window*
William: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Charlie: I was with Ryan?
Ryan: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
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*Sky holding their baby*
Umbitr: Maker's breath, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Tal'nera: I know, I still am one of these.
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