Q&A Sessions for Orders and Conscience

Question: Blue, Why Do You Always Argue With Orange?

Northwind: *Rubs face* That might be the last time that I deal with more than one crew at a time.

Blue: Aw, no, it's fun! Could you please bring them back?

White: Black punched K'dela twice.

Blue: See, fun! Besides, she asked for it.

Black: Only because it was her right to do so.

Green: Blue, please shut up. Black, what is wrong with you?

Blue: No.

Black: *Shrugs* Lots of things. My childhood, emotions, my common sense.

Orange: That's disturbing.

Blue: By the way, you hanging out in Comms all the time is disturbing.

Orange: Listening to see if MIRA could've responded to our distress signal.

Blue: You know that was a useless waste of time, right?

Northwind: Okay you guys! Let's not blow up right now, alright? Geez. Blue, you have yet another question.

Blue: Oh, is it from rosevoltaris?

Northwind: Yes. The question is why were you always arguing with Orange?

Blue: Because I really like you, I'll diverge my secret with you. It was only for comedic relief.

Orange: WHAT?!

Blue: Yep. I was just giving you misery for cheap laughs.

White: ... Please explain.

Blue: I don't know, we were all so tense and wound up that we needed to laugh!

Cyan: The last time you joked, you got a knife thrown into your skull.

Blue: For cheap laughs!

Red: You literally asked for it. Don't come back to haunt me.

Northwind: Vac'shar... remind me to help you understand sarcasm.

Red: Don't see why since I'm dead.

Blue: No, it's because you're gonna have to deal with me for all eternity!

Red: *Grunts*

Cyan: I don't know, Red might be clawing at us from the beyond.

Lime: Are you going to say that again?

Cyan: It's the only natural to assume so...

Green: Would Northwind really allow it, though?

Northwind: Ehh... *thinking*

Yellow: Uh oh, he's thinking. That's not good, is it?

Orange: You thinking wasn't good, either. You wrongfully ejected one of your own crew.

Yellow: At least I made a decision!

Brown: You... tossed Grey into the lava.

Yellow: Again, I made a decision!

Northwind: Alright, let's get back on topic. Blue, was there any other reason why you argued with Orange?

Blue: Nope!

Orange: But... why me in particular?

Blue: Because you were always harping on me when I was setting a course. Also, you were the center of attention and I thought that if I managed to make you look like an idiot, the rest of the crew would laugh and relax.

Brown: Evidently that's not what they did.

Blue: Yeah, because everyone's so stuck-up.

Lime: For good reason! We literally all died!

Blue: Not White! White's still alive! And with Black~

Red: If you're suggesting that K'dela is defecting for the same reasons as Tenavik, I will murder you again, no matter if I become lines of deleted code.

Blue: Me? I would think you would murder her first...

Red: Her fate would be for the Council to decide. *Thinks for a moment and chews on his words* I would simply take pleasure in ending your life again.

White: *Quietly* We're working on it... one step at a time...

Blue: Oh well. But seriously, I wouldn't mind if he didn't get better because then I would have an excuse to keep on tormenting him.

Red: I am not seeing the advantages of staying calm when this pipsqueak is taunting me like so.

White: In due time. It'll be alright... Red, put down the knife.

Red: *Throws the knife a centimeter from Blue's face* Okay.

White: That's not-

Blue: Hey, at least he's not holding it anymore!

Green: He nearly sliced your ear off.

Blue: Well, might as well get some cheap laughs out of it!

Northwind: *Looking up from typing* That's it. Vac'shar, you're banned from holding and using weapons as well.

Red: It was worth it.

Blue: See, he gets it! Dying for the irony and for cheap laughs is also worth it!

Orange: How do those two... fit?

Northwind: *Whispers* I don't know. Just go with it.