Sky: I have a new hoodie.
K'dela: Wrong.
K'dela: We have a new hoodie.
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Umbitr: Did you have to stab them?
K'dela: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Umbitr: What did they say?
K'dela: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Umbitr: That's fair.
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Umbitr: You're smiling. What happened?
K'dela: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Sky: Vac'shar tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Umbitr: *grinning* Well that sounds like a lovely reason.
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William: What are you doing here?
Charlie: I could ask you the same question.
William: I live here. This is my house.
Charlie: I should probably ask you a different question.
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K'dela, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Vac'shar: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
K'dela: Ohhhh-
Umbitr : Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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William: STOP!
*Everyone stops*
William: wAiT a MiNuTe-
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Ryan: *angrily presses Charlie against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Charlie: ...
Charlie: Are we about to kiss-
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Umbitr: Who hurt you?
Tal'nera: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Umbitr: ...Yes, actually.
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*Ryan and Charlie looking at a locked gate into a park*
Ryan: Aw. :(
Charlie : You know what they say.
Ryan: Please don't-
Charlie : BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Ryan: Frick-
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Soren: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Sky: K'dela got into a fight.
Vac'shar : That's bad.
Vac'shar : ...
Vac'shar : Did they win?
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Nova: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
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Sky: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Umbitr: Several traffic violations.
Tal'nera: Three counts of resisting arrest.
K'dela: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Charlie: Also, that's not our car.
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Charlie: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Sky and not do the thing,
Charlie: Well there's a clear right answer here.
Charlie: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Nova: So what do you have planned for the future?
Davin: Lunch.
Nova: No, like long term.
Davin: Oh...um, dinner? And not getting into debt?
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Davin: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Ryan: ...what happened?
Davin: I made a VERY bad mistake.
Charlie: YOU may call it a mistake, I call it a happy accident.
Ryan: Charlie, PUT THAT DOWN-
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Soren: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Tal'nera: We're chopsticks!
Soren: Well... that's cute!
Soren: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Umbitr: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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K'dela: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Sky: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Umbitr: And you just ran away?!
K'dela: I didn't expect them to flirt back!
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Nova: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Soren: Oh Maker's breath, really?!
Nova: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
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Charlie: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Nova: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Nova: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Davin: What kind of pep talk is that?
Nova: Ominous positivity.
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Charlie: Slash gamemode creative.
Ryan : Dude, this isn't Min-
Charlie: *starts levitating*
Northwind: OH CHAKK-
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Ryan: Do you have any idea what you're doing?
Charlie: Why start now?
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K'dela: Last night I found out Sky is a sleep talker.
Umbitr: Oh, really?
K'dela: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
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*K'dela is talking about their past*
K'dela: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Sky: K'dela, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Soren: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
K'dela: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.
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