Orange: Oh no. No, no, no, I don't like this at all.
Northwind: Yes, and you'll have to deal with this.
Orange: Haven't you taken enough of my sanity?
Yellow, Blue, and Northwind: No.
Orange: *Softly* Dang it.
Northwind: Anyway, let's welcome Rain941 to the stage!
A teen with a crazy amount of beaded bracelets on his wrists pops in.
Rain: Hey, y'all.
Black: Who is that?
Northwind: t h e b i r t h d a y b o y. Don't worry about it.
Lime: This sounds like something we should be worried about.
Northwind: You shouldn't be. What's the worse thing that could happen?
Lime: I could name a lot of things. One, we get ejected out to space. Two, someone goes crazy. Three, more questions.
Northwind: ... AnYwAy... as a birthday present, I am letting Rain ask any three questions or do any three things that he wants. Within reason, I mean. This means that this could be a truth or dare, like, he could ask Vac'shar to hug Umbitr and K'dela, and he would have to do that-
Red: Excuse me?
Northwind: *Ignoring him* OR, he could play Monopoly with y'all or something. Or he could ask a question or speak with you all. I don't know what he wants to do, but I'll let him take over.
Rain: Yes! Alright, first action... Blue, roll this die for exploding the place within the next day. *Hands over a D20*
Blue: I don't know what this is, but eXpLoSiOn
Blue: *Rolls a Nat 20*
Orange, Green, Lime, Black, and Brown: NO-
Rain: The die knows all. *Hands a Molotov to Blue and lets her light it*
Blue: Yes!
The Skeld explodes once again, blowing everyone out to space. Northwind writes the place back into existence.
Northwind: Well... that was... interesting...
White: *Clinging onto Black* I don't think I like this...
Black: *Glaring at Blue and Rain while cracking her knuckles* You know, here I was, thinking today was going to be another regular day. It seems like violence wasn't an option, but a predetermined course of action, created when the universe began-
White: No, K'dela. No murder.
Black: *Grumbles, but ceases*
Rain: Aww. Ship.
Black: SHUT-
White: He's not wrong...
Black: Still... *throws knife at Rain, which stabs him in the stomach, but he takes it out and holds it up. No blood is on the knife*
Rain: Ooh, cool! Can I keep this?
Black: ... NO. Give that back- *snatches knife from Rain*
Rain: Dang it.
Black: How are you not dying like Northwind does?
Rain: Because I'm not your author. Different rules apply to me.
Blue: BE GAY DO CRIME-
Rain: YES! BE TRANS BREAK HANDS-
Blue: BE QUEER INSTIL FEAR!
Orange: I'm... very concerned...
Rain: You should be. Alright... next one... everyone hug. Group hug. Y'all need it.
Brown: *Gestures to himself and K'dela* Even us and Vac'shar-
Rain: ESPECIALLY you two and Vac'shar.
*Everyone hugs, K'dela and Vac'shar are trying to stab each other in the back, but the knives are bouncing harmlessly against each other. They all break apart as soon as possible.*
Red: *To Rain* Words cannot adequately describe the burning hatred and rage that I feel in boiling my blood whenever I look at you now. Not even the Lekae glacier could cool the fire pulsing through my veins, and if I could, I would be flaying you alive right now to use your skin as my doormat, and then the flesh of your body would be left outside to the Blaka. I would make sure to keep you alive to feel the agony when-
Northwind: Alright, alright, we get it. You're angy.
Rain: Yeah. Is the little Vac'shar angy?
Red: YES, I mean, no, you little hek'djail! A thousand deaths upon you!
Rain: Well then, I'll be slaying down in hell~
Northwind: Rain, cease please. Vac'shar looks like he wants to murder you-
Red: I DO WANT TO MURDER HIM!
Rain: Ha ha, no.
Northwind: *Facepalming and muttering to himself* And THIS is my luck on making friends with chaos people who are more chaotic than I am... Anyway, Rain, last thing.
Rain: Ooh, this is a hard one... I'mma have to think about it for a bit...
Rain: *Whispers something to Northwind with a smile*
Northwind: *Facepalms again and whispers something back, muttering under his breath and shaking his head*
Rain: Yes! Alright, Red?
Red: *Aggravated* What?
Rain: *With finger guns* Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Red: ... What.
Rain: *Starting to smile mischievously* Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Red: Excuse me?
Rain: Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
Red: ?????
Rain: We must be close to the sun, nevermind its just you hottie.
Red: I... what is this?
Rain: It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
Lime: What are you doing? Have you gone insane?!
Green: Evidently, he must have.
Red: What is going on?
Rain: Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!
Yellow: You know he's a murderer, right?
Red: WHAT is going on?!
Rain: Even in zero gravity I manage to fall for you~
Red: I repeat, WHAT is going on?!?!
Rain: You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you're CuTe!
White: Oh hey, periodic table-
Red: Will someone explain what has taken over this human?!
Rain: Somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel.
Red: I... what.
Rain: Hehe.
Northwind: ... I regret letting you do whatever.
Rain: If you can't beat them, confuse them! Enjoy this chaos! Baii!
Rain has left the game.
Northwind: No one tell Vac'shar what Rain was doing, y'all understand? Blue?
Blue: *Pouts* Fine.
Northwind: BLUE.
Blue: I won't, relax...
Northwind: ...
Red: What the actual heck were you thinking, Northwind.
Northwind: That's the best part, I wasn't...
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Q&A Sessions for Orders and Conscience
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