Q&A Sessions for Orders and Conscience

Question: The Invisible Crewmate

White: K'dela... my head exploded.

Black: Yeah, it's a lot. That's how I felt when I was learning about humans.

Blue: *Holding back remarks about Black X White*

Black: *Notices* If you so much as say one word about me and White, I will strangle you.

White: *Puts hand over K'dela's* No violence, please. I still have to figure out how to get you, Umbitr, and... Tal'nera asylum. That is his name, right?

Black: Yeah.

Lime: Okay, how did we miss this wholesomeness from White?

White: Because you ignored me?!

Northwind: Settle down! You're giving me a headache and this isn't even my corporeal form! Yeesh. Now, we have a question for basically all of you. @rosevoltaris would like to know why all of you ignored White.

Blue: Oh. That.

White: I actually would also like to know this answer.

Blue: I don't know about everyone else, but personally it was because you simply weren't that interesting. You literally followed the same schedule over and over again and never really talked to us...

White: Yeah, because you guys always ignored me!

Orange: Uh, well, I ignored you because I simply had... better things to do... a ship to run...

White: *Laces his fingers with K'dela's*

Cyan: I simply don't like to talk to people who don't talk that much. Nothing to do with you in particular.

Black: That's one good thing...

Green: Well, I pretty much avoided everyone so... nothing to do with you. Just worried that I would get killed and I did.

Yellow: I'm pretty sure I already explained this. You were simply an easy target. Not much else to say.

Lime: You just... uh... we're sus all around. You took a lot of meals in the Engine room, you stayed out late, and you simply were quiet.

White: Please tell me that you only avoided me because Vac'shar told you to, Umbitr.

Brown: Basically. The Brown that I killed would have only talked to everyone else. He had a good sense of self-preservation.

White: Vac'shar?

Red: Staying in character, young Skylar.

White: *In a higher pitch voice* Okay. That's fine... absolutely fine... *Whispers* I'm going to cry, now.

Black: *Pulls White into a hug*

Blue: *Slowly writing on a notepad and hands it to Cyan*

Cyan: *Reading it* Ship-

Black: Not you as well! Sky. Sky, c'mon, let's go to quarters... it's okay... *Gets up and guides White to quarters*

Blue: How can you see that and say it's not a ship...?

Cyan: ... Good point.

Red: Could you two back off for five seconds? After the emotional damage you put the young Skylar through, I'm surprised he didn't start bawling right then and there. 

Everyone: ...

Orange: Is Red... caring about someone?

Red: Who did you think was helping me?!

Lime: ... Good point.

Red: *Sighs and stomps off towards quarters*

Northwind: Why is it that every session ends in chaos or in shambles? Does anyone want to tell me that?

Blue: Well... you're writing it.

Northwind: ... Good point.