Umbitr: I'm hot, I'm tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
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Soren: You disgust me.
Vac'shar: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.
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Soren: So, according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
Soren: Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
Soren: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!
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K'dela, texting Umbitr: *sends a voice message*
Umbitr, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
K'dela: No, don't worry, just listen later.
*later*
Umbitr: *presses play*
K'dela's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-
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Soren: The Ocean is a soup.
Davin: ...
Davin: Do elaborate.
Soren: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Davin: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Soren: *Tilts head*
Davin: The Ocean is a Soup.
Soren: The Ocean is a Soup.
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K'dela: What in the Maker is wrong with you??
Vac'shar: What? No good morning?
K'dela: Good morning, what in the Maker is wrong with you??
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William: Those darn tall old people.
Nova: Darn em' indeed.
Soren: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
Vac'shar: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
The Squad: ...
Vac'shar: Hahaha.
Vac'shar: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?
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Davin: I think my guardian angel drinks.
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Sky: Umbitr, we're hungry!
Nova: Umbitr! What's for dinner?
William: We're hungry, Umbitr!
Umbitr, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Davin: *slams books down in front of Charlie*
Davin: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
Charlie: You could of said literally anything else.
Davin: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Charlie: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random stuff. I won't win. I realize this now.
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Sky: I can't believe you've done this.....
K'dela: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Sky, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT!
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William: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Nova: Why?
William: Charlie fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Ryan: Vac'shar doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
K'dela: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Vac'shar.
Nova: For the record, I already found them.
William: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Nova: They stabbed me!
K'dela: I'm surprised they waited this long, Nova. We've all had the urge.
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Soren: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Sky: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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William: Why is there blood everywhere?
K'dela: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
William: You stabbed someone?!
K'dela: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
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