A horse?

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Lizzie: (wakes up) Oh i just remembered! I have to give a horse to Joey. Now let me go to the open plains biome! You know to find some horses. I think Joel is going to have some trouble with this law. (Laughs)
(With a horse)
Lizzie: Okay now people have left they're horses here s i'm pretty sure this is the designated horse parking lot. Now time to stay here until Joey gets back.
12 Minutes later
Joey: Oh hello Ocean Queen!
Lizzie: oh hello joey! I have brought a horse offering!
Joey: It seems you have brought it to the wrong place
Lizzie: what?! Everybody put their horses here so i thought this was the horse parking lot!
Joey: It's not i said my Earth Temple!
Lizzie: Oh how far away is it?
Joey: Thus far we go east and we will eventually find the temple
Flashback
Lizzie: haha! I will put a million horses here to create some noise and some distraction! When we go across to the Earth Temple Joey will discover some noise!
End of flashback
Lizzie: Wow there is a lot of noise here.
Joey: I seriously don't know what it is
Lizzie POV: but I knew exactly what it was. It was the 786 horses I put underground. Yep! Old li'l Lizzie went and counted all the horses! But I actually want to bring to Joey and see what his reaction is.

After a few hours
Joey: Oh my gosh Lizzie! Why do you have so much horses?
Lizzie: You asked for horses I'm giving you horses!
Joey: Oh wow. Just wow. Don't tell Joel about this! (Laughs)
Lizzie: Well you should call Joel if you need help to clean these horses away and stop the noise ya know?
Joey: Well thanks I guess. I need to enchant my sword to Sharpness and Unbreaking so I can kill these horses. Unless I use some of them to make a raptor!

Back at the Ocean Empire.
Lizzie: Gosh I thought I was getting a cool raptor! But nope! We just helped Joey overpower the other empires! I'm kinda scared about these extinct chickens to bite my head off!! But luckily I have my axolotls to help!! So the only way to make it fair! Imma make my own raptor. So Joey did some sort of ritual and a offering to the Earth Temple?
Back at the Lost Empire (again)
Lizzie: Okay! Bye horsey! Hello raptors! (After a few minutes) Okay this will be longer then I thought it would take. Maybe this? (Names horse dire wolf) Nope! Not a raptor. The complete opposite! (Names the horse raptor) Yes! My very own raptor! Maybe I should make a landaruim! Like an aquarium, But I steal animals from the Earth! Like they do to my beautiful ocean! For cheap people to look at! And they pay like $20! My animals cost more then that! Maybe like $20,000?? Yep $20,000! First creature is a raptor! And from Mythland! Bubbles! The most cutest dog ever! (After realising she broke the law) WAIT! Since Shelby is the Emperor! She said to take five wolves! Aaah! (After taking five wolves) Now time to grab some birds from the Undergrove! The hummingbird! (Completing the landarium) Finally! Finished! Now time for a massive deep sleep! Even Rulers have to these sorta sleeps!
Hola soy Nova! How ya doin you know imma do these sorta stuff every chapter! So if you wanna hear some dad jokes read more! Just kidding! Or am I? Or am I kidding? Or am I not? Or am I? Just kidding you make the decision! Jokes or nah? I say nah firstly because I am the WORST at jokes! Okay I have to ask my dad for a joke brb!

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