Things my cousins and I said as these two
Celia: C'mon! Why don't you socialize?
Incubux, going towards the fish tank: No, I'm staying here with the fish. The fish are my people now.
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Incubux: What do you think would happen if we were left alone for a weekend?
Celia: I'd drink soap.
Incubux, laughing:
Celia: More soap. It tastes salty, by the way.
Incubux: WHA- you drank soap?!
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Person: And don't tell anyone I said this.
Incubux: My lips are sealed.
Five minutes later
Incubux: Celia! Celia! Celia! I gotta tell you something!
This can also go vis versa
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Celia: My teacher thinks everything I do is sass.
Incubux: Well, you are pretty sassy.
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Again, based on real life with my cousin. We got into an argument
Me: Just take it.
Her: No, it's your umbrella.
Me: You need it.
Her: You need it, too!
Me: I have a hood!
Her: Doesn't matter! Keep it!