"Do you think you'll ever be lifted of your punishment? Like, what if you were able to go and stay. . . Wherever demigods stay?"
"Oh, I'm here until Nightmare decides that I've learned my lesson."
"Oh. . . Well, sorry, but I've decided I should give you a punishment as well." She grinned.
"For wha- oh. The chocolate, right?"
"Yup~" Her grin widened, making Chara worry a little.
"W-what's the punishment?"
She grinned in response.
...
"I hate you."
"Shh, just stay still."
"I will smite you. . . When I get my powers back."
"Sure you will." Betty hummed, adding another clip to Chara's hair.
"Don't underestimate me, stupid mortal!"
"I'm not. I'm saying you're soft."
Chara gasped, offended. "I'm not-!"
"You are. Or your hair is, at least."
"I'll take the compliment and ignore everything else you said."
"Haha!" She added a larger clip. It had a fabric bow on it and basically sank into his hair. "Your hair makes you seem taller, y'know?"
"Fuck off, mortal."
She fake gasped. "Language! You're so young!"
"At best, I'm a few months younger!"
"What month were you born?"
"June."
"January! Ha!"
"Damnit!" He huffed. ". . . After this, wanna prank a god?"
". . . We can do that!?" She got really excited.
"Yup. You just gotta pretend you're giving them a good offering and then have a bad one instead. Like putting cockroaches in coffee beans!" (Guess who he played this one on)
"What if we get in trouble? I mean, you're Nightmare's brother-in-law and he sent you here."
"Well, we won't fuck with them. Maybe. . . Lust?"
". . . No, she'd screw with my love life."
". . . 'She?'"
"Lust is a he?"
"Yeah? We were reading that book together, right?"
"We skipped Lust."
"Oh, yeah. . . Anyways, no, he's very forgiving. Once he realises I was with you, every girl I look at will punch me or something, but not you."
"I wouldn't want that to happen."
"You were the one who-"
"Shut up."
"You're giving me mixed signals."
"Good."
". . . Anyways, you can prank, maybe, Geno?"
". . . Who's that? And how come just me?"
"Geno is the demigod of depression, and the only reason why Reaper hasn't whacked me yet."
"Stop getting into trouble with litteral gods."
"No way! It's always the highlight of my day!"
"Reaper! The god of death! His name is literally Death! Why would you want to mess with him?!"
