Po: I put the cute in execute.
Tinky Winky: I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Laa-Laa: And I put the D in Dipsy.
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Tinky Winky: Hey Laa-Laa, you look good!
Po: [with a high pitched voice] YAAS QUEEN, YOU BE SLAYING, WORK IT GIRL!
Tinky Winky: What are you doing?!
Po: If you get a girlfriend you won't have time for me!
Tinky Winky: Po. We're MARRIED.
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If you forget my name, say 'Tinky' and I'll turn around.
— Po, probably.
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Tinky Winky: Hey it's nice to meet you.
Noo-Noo with ominous music in the background: This world is imperfect.
Tinky Winky: What.
Noo-Noo: If only I could wipe away the impurities...
Tinky Winky: Is anybody else listening to this?
Noo-Noo: ...and make it as beautiful as me!
[14 hours of gameplay later]
Guardian: Noo-Noo, you were behind all this?!
Noo-Noo, being given a disapproving look by Po: It was I! My machinations lay undetected for years! FOR I AM A MASTER OF DECEPTION!
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Tinky Winky: I love you all.
Dipsy: Gay.
Laa-Laa: That's gay.
Po: Gay.
Tinky Winky: Good.
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Get away from me before I get physically emotional!
— Tinky Winky, probably.
