Finn: So you're a vegan huh?
Miles: ...Yeah, why?
Finn: When I cook steak, my mouth starts watering
Miles: So?
Finn: When you mow the lawn, does your mouth start watering?
Miles: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK
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Finn: Where are you?
Dutch: I'm coming hoe
Dutch: *Home
*Not delivered*
Dutch: Home!
*Not delivered*
Dutch: HOME
*Not delivered*
Dutch: Fucking bitch
*Finn is typing* ...
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Yeah, well, my brother was not a man. He was a one-star Yelp review come to life.
— Finn, about E!Dutch. Probably.
(What do you mean you don't have an AU laying around solely around Dutch being the evil)
