Undead Po: Well, I guess you could say that I've fallen for you.
Infected Tinky Winky: You just fell out of the tree, how are you even alive –
(I have this AU version of the game where when you pick up the custard by the tree and this causes a cutscene of Po falling from the tree and she starts chasing you through the whole game with 'Run Away' playing every time she's close. I have other ideas for features but that I better save for its own chapter)
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Infected Tinky Winky: I spy with my little eye something that starts with 'S.'
Infected Po: Sunshine?
Infected Tinky Winky: No.
Infected Po: [Looks over and sees Infected Laa-Laa and Chainsaw Dipsy arguing]
Infected Po: Sexual tension?
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Infected Tinky Winky: Po, we need to talk about your professionalism.
Infected Po, standing on chair: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.
Infected Tinky Winky, scrambling onto another chair: Oh, fuck.
Extra
Infected Tinky Winky: Noo-Noo hurry up and get on a chair before you burn
Noo-Noo: Tinky you idiot-I can't I'm a vacuum
Infected Po: Roll with it
Infected Tinky Winky: Suck it up
Infected Tinky Winky, Infected Po, and the newborns: hahaha
Noo-Noo: I hate this generation
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Po: Okay. I'll take the ones on the right, you take the ones on the left.
Mi-Mi: But there's twice as many on the left.
Po: I know. I can count.
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Tiddy Noo-Noo: Let me see what you have!
Nin, running by: A knife!
Tiddly Noo-Noo: NO!
Umby Pumby, in background: Oh my god why does she have a knife?
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Tinky Winky: Po... is gone.
Gary: Finally
(GARY That's not nice!)
