Lenny: Whoever took my knives, come forward and you will be forgiven.
[No one moves]
Lenny: [deadpan] Smart, you knew I would never forgive you.
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Lenny: In the past, I have been a little... abrupt, with teletubbies. But Cave said if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.
Lenny:
Lenny: I'm going to die.
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Lenny, explaining a recipe: Now, two shots of vodka.
Lenny: [upends the bottle]
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You think it's easy being a lousy father?
— Lenny, probably.
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