Part 187

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Lenny: Whoever took my knives, come forward and you will be forgiven.

[No one moves]

Lenny: [deadpan] Smart, you knew I would never forgive you.

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Lenny: In the past, I have been a little... abrupt, with teletubbies. But Cave said if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

Lenny:

Lenny: I'm going to die.

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Lenny, explaining a recipe: Now, two shots of vodka.

Lenny: [upends the bottle]

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You think it's easy being a lousy father?

— Lenny, probably.

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