Part 199

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Announcer: Ahem. Laa_Laa!

Laa-Laa: Yes, dad?

Announcer: If you have 10 tubby toast, and Dipsy takes away half of them, what will he have?

Laa-Laa: A broken hand.

Announcer: No!

Laa-Laa: He would if he tried to take away my tubby toast!

Announcer: He's not taking away your tubby toast!

Laa-Laa: But that's what you said.

Announcer: That's not what I—! Oh! Just forget I said anything!

Laa-Laa: Alright.

Announcer: Now. Where was I?

Laa-Laa: I dunno, you told me to forget. *cheeky grin*

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Noo-Noo: Dipsy, is it time already for you to ruin my day?

Laa-Laa: Is it time already to ruin Noo-Noo's day? Don't start without me!

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Laa-Laa: Guardian is my enemy, but it turns out that Guardian is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Guardian is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So actually, the Guardian is my enemy. But-

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Laa-Laa: *staring*

Richard: Excuse me?

Laa-Laa: Grr... Pah! I win.

Richard: You win... what, exactly? What is going on?

Laa-Laa: Oh, just a little staring contest between me and you, I won.

Richard: What?! You can't win if I didn't know what we were playing!

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