Po: *puts several kitchen knives in her coat pockets*
Lenny: What are you doing?
Po: Inventory.
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Tinky Winky: Po, if anyone asks for me, I've gone outside to scream into the night.
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Tinky Winky: just remember, Po the quickest way to a man's heart...
Po: is through his stomach?
Tinky Winky: wrong. it's through his fourth and fifth rib
Tinky Winky: stab him right there if he's giving you trouble
Po:
Po: awesome
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Po: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?
Gary: Once!
Po: ...No.
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Laa-Laa: Skylar, do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Skylar: i think-
Po: Seventy-two hours.
Skylar: ...How do you-
Po, staring into empty space over the rim of her coffee cup: There's a vampire behind you and he's making fun of me
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Po: Tinky and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Tinky Winky: We what?
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*Random soldier speaking shit about Po*
*Po, who is trying her best to be better, pouting*
Laa-Laa: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.
Guardian, calmly: it's not necessary.
Laa-Laa: why?
Guardian, pointing at Tinky Winky: just look.
Tinky Winky running towards to the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Laa-Laa: holy shit.
Guardian: yeah. Holy shit.
Po: Guys.. . Don't wanna break the magical moment but Tinky is choking that man.
Dipsy, from the corner: FINISH HIM TINKS!
