Young Lenny: Boys, never change.
Young Lenny: Or do, if you want. I'm not your dad.
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Lenny: Listen, you're cute but you're too enthusiastic.
Guardian: But I-
Lenny: Call me when you realize nothing matters.
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Lenny: I've never had a real friend before.
Guardian: I can be your friend.
Lenny: ...
Lenny: I've also never had a boyfriend.
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Lenny: Come on, berry. The math thing isn't the problem. The night shift is keeping you and Finn apart. You two just need to bone.
Guardian: [Gasps]
Richard: What did you say?
Guardian: [whispers] Don't say it again.
Lenny, with a shit eating grin: I said you two need to bone.
Guardian: [closes his eyes]
Richard: How... dare YOU, LENNY. I AM YOUR CAPTAIN!
Richard: BONE!!!
Richard: What happens in my bedroom, Lenny, is none. Of your. Business.
Richard: BONE??!!
Richard: Don't ever speak to me like that again.
