Richard: Finn, you're a genius!
Finn: Yeah I get called that a lot.
Richard: A genius?
Finn: No, 'Finn.'
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Richard: Oh yeah? Watch this! [makes a fart noise with his arm]
Dutch: When I die, you stay away from my funeral.
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Richard: You use sarcasm to distance people.
Finn: And yet you're still here.
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Richard: How is everyone's food today?
Laa-Laa: Oh, mine was okay, I'm just not that hungry.
Richard: You're not hungry? It's okay. Look, check this out. *picks up Laa-Laa's spoon.* Here's a little airplane, here's a little airplane!
Laa-Laa: Dude, I'm like eighteen.
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Richard: I'm going to the store. You want anything?
Laa-Laa: I want my memories back.
Richard: Yeah, I got like $12.
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Richard: Drugs?
Richard: No thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder
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Richard: What about netflix and kill?
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Richard: No offense but why does everyone hate me?
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Richard: *pointing at a black trash bag* Hey look its my ex
Ninja: Ha because he's trash?
Richard: No because I kidnapped him :D
Finn: HELP ME!
