Po: *Gently taps table*
Tinky Winky: *Taps back*
Lenny: What are they doing?
Laa-Laa: Morse code.
Po: *Aggressively taps table*
Tinky Winky, in tears: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Po: What do you think Laa-Laa and Dipsy will do for a distraction ?
Tinky Winky: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Tinky Winky: .... Or they could do that.
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Po: Teles always ask me if I'm a morning tele or a night tele.
Po: And I'm like "Buddy, I'm not even a tele."
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Kidnapper, negotiating with Announcer: We have your daughter. Give us ten thousand dollars and she will be returned to you unharmed
Po: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Kidnapper:
Po: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Announcer: PO STOP
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Po: *waking up* Where am I?
Gary: *sarcastically* Heaven.
Po: Oh...
Po: Didn't think I would be here.