Conor: me dressed in drag, taking off my wig in the middle of a lip-sync to reveal remy the rat also dressed in drag
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Conor texting: Bro I'm on my way.
Conor: Sorry for calling you bro. You are my girlfriend and I love you.
Laa-Laa: I love you too brah.
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Conor: I'm going to send you these Dutch fanfics I found, it's 100k words but you'll love it. Finn?? Finn?? I know you're in there, Finn. I can smell your fear.
Finn, on the verge of tears behind the door: please, I just want to see my brother again.
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Conor: So what time does the Judgement Express arrive?
Tisa: Lenny will be here at noon.
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Conor: Is this one of those things where you ask me for permission for something that's definitely happening anyway?
Laa-Laa: Yes.
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You've been dreaming in anime again. And you have no idea what it could mean.
— Narrator, to Conor, as he wakes up. Probably.
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Conor: Listen, you're cute but you're too enthusiastic.
Laa-Laa: But I-
Conor: Call me when you realize nothing matters.
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They say I should change
And wear a perky smile
But smiling makes my face hurt
And happiness is vile.
— Conor, probably.
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Conor: [softly] I know you're still upset.
Laa-Laa: [pacing around huffing and puffing with her antenna glowing] OH! So it's JUST ME!!!
Conor: [stoically] Of course not. Can't you see that I am completely engulfed in rage?
