Part 185

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They say I should change

And wear a perky smile

But smiling makes my face hurt

And happiness is vile.

— Anne in high school, probably.

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Anne: What are you doing?

Miles: Watching you paint.

Anne: I don't even want to know why you're watching me paint, but can you at least do it without munching on your chips?

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Anne: You're going to be the end of me.

Miles: You told me that last week.

Anne: AND I'M GOING TO CONTINUE SAYING THAT TO YOU!

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Anne: Miles, no! This is a really bad idea!

Miles: Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.

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Anne: Hey, hey, Dutch, look at me!

Dutch: [Looks at Anne] What?

Anne: Bitch.

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Anne: I know everything you need to know.

Laa-Laa: Do straws have one or two holes?

Anne: ...Anything but that.

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Anne: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Laa-Laa?

Laa-Laa: No.

Miles: I do!

Anne: I know, Miles.

Miles: I'm sad.

Anne: I know, Miles.

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Anne: My kink is being home alone

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Anne: I'm a strong independent introvert who don't need no social life

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