Captain, Miles is on fire and I don't think he's gonna make it this time.
— Laa-Laa, probably.
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Laa-Laa: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Dipsy: Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?
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Laa-Laa: I'm not talking to The Guardian.
Tinky Winky, scolding look: Yes, you are.
Laa-Laa: Well, I'm not talking to him nicely.
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Laa-Laa: The stars look beautiful tonight.
Tinky Winky: Yes, they do.
Laa-Laa: You know who else is beautiful?
Tinky Winky: *blushes* Who?
Laa-Laa: My ball.
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Laa-Laa: So. Human. I thought you guys were just a myth.
Ghost: Well you were mythtaken.
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Laa-Laa: Making my way downtown, walking fast.
Guardian: Hello♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Laa-Laa: *Fucking sprints* Walking faster.
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Laa-Laa: You can't just stand there when Tinky's crying!
Dipsy: Alright, how about this instead? (Cackles)
Laa-Laa: No.
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Laa-Laa: It's me. The Teletubby of wisdom. I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom antenna.
Dipsy: Hi. What is your wisdom?
Laa-Laa: Here is my wisdom: if the ball is too big for your mouth, then it is not yours.
Dipsy: That is a good wisdom
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Laa-Laa: You're toast!
Infected Po: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?
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Laa-Laa: This is Guardian, not my friend. He's err... some other word...
Guardian: I'm her carer.
Laa-Laa: Yeah, my carer. He cares so I don't have to.
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