All of the Technoblade quotes on this page are courtesy of Tempest_Nightwing19. Thank you so much Tempest <3
"Hard work builds character."
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"NOT EVEN CLOSE, BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! NEVER QUESTION ME AGAIN, CHAT! I don't care how many mobs ambush me, I don't care if they're a whole wither army, I don't care if twelve withers spawn in my location, I'M INCAPABLE OF DEATH! IRON ARMOR, NO HELMET, DOESN'T MATTER! I DO NOT DIE! I DO NOT DIIEE!! EH... EH... NOT ONCE! NOT ONCE CHAT! I DO NOT DIE! "Luck?!" YEAH, I AM PRETTY LUCKY, BECAUSE I WAS BORN TECHNOBLADE! INCAPABLE OF DEATH! THE IMMORTAL! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" -Technoblade
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Skeppy: "You can't keep bullying people online."
Technoblade: "That's what my teacher said, and then I made it a career."
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"I'm not in danger, I AM the danger!" -Technoblade
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"Oh, right, I killed your family. Uh... it wasn't me!" -Technoblade
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"I'm a god!" -Technoblade
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"There's no reward without risk." -Technoblade
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"We have found the funniest way to kill God." -Technoblade
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The Theseus Speech
Technoblade: "You stay right there Tommy! You stay right over there Tommy! You all stand back! You all stay back! You all listen to me right here Tommy! Tommy, do you think you're a hero? Is that what this is?"
Tommy: "I just wanted... I just wanted L'Manburg."
Technoblade: "You just wanted POWER!"
Tommy: "That's all I ever wanted-- I didn't! I just wanted--!
Technoblade: "You just did a coup! You just did a hostile government takeover and then immediately instilled yourself as president! And then you gave it to your friend, but that's still a tyrant Tommy! But the thing about this world Tommy... is that good things don't happen to heroes..."
-everyone gasps-
Technoblade: "Let me tell you a story Tommy, a story of a man called Theseus. His country - well, a city-state, technically- was in danger, and he sent himself forward into enemy lines, he slayed the minotaur and saved his city. You know what they did to him, Tommy? They exiled him, he died in disgrace, despised by his people, that's what happens to heroes Tommy!"
Tubbo: "But he saved everyone!"
Technoblade: "The Greeks knew the score, but if you want to be a hero Tommy, that's fine..."
Tommy: "Technoblade, don't do this, we're so close!"
Technoblade: "If you want to be a hero..."
Tommy: "No one's the hero! We got Manburg for---"
Technoblade: "If you want to be a hero, Tommy, THEN DIE LIKE ONE!"
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"When God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate." -Technoblade
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"Government is the cause of all your problems." -Technoblade
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"Heroes die tragic deaths." -Technoblade
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"Blood for the Blood God!" -Technoblade
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"Power corrupts" -Technoblade
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"The only universal language is violence." -Technoblade
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"Those that have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold. And those that treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends... I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over." -Technoblade
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Will update as needed <3
- Theva
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