"FUCK- TOMORROW'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND WE DON'T HAVE GIFTS FOR ANYONE-!"
"y/n, you don't have gifts for anyone. i've already bought most of mine."
one lonely gift sat under your christmas tree. it was something you and kazuha picked out for the cats.
"SERIOUSLY? MOST OF YOURS?! kazu, respectfully, shut up. this is my excuse to go christmas shopping with you, bitch."
aaand the couple went to the mall
♡♡♡
11:28 AM.
"hmm.. what would xiao want?" you questioned kazuha sarcastically.
"hot topic?" he replied with a shrug.
"MUAHAHAHAHHA"
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location 1: hot topic
gift for: xiao
"oh xiao would actually look good in this." kazuha commented. he showed you an extra small kuromi t-shirt.
a confused expression painted your face. "why's it so small?"
"you don't get the joke?" he pouted. "and you're the person who always bullies him about his height..."
"i'm sorry, haha." you chuckled and took the shirt from his hands. "let's buy this for xiao in his actual size."
"apology kiss please."
a few individuals had overheard your conversation with kazuha;
"ewww... lovebirds." cyno giggled from another aisle.
"are we not lovebirds?" a boy with ears appeared from behind him. "hmph." he walked away with sass.
"tighnari!!! WAIT FOR ME! TIGHNARI WAIT UP!!"
tighnari; a sassy friend from class 3-B. he willingly helps everyone as long as the shit's plant related.
cyno; another friend from class 3-B. he makes the best and worst jokes.
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location 2: cooking store
gift for: xiangling
"huhu... the high quality stuff costs so much!" you whined as you browsed through the pots and pans. "meh it's okay. xiangling deserves it."
"let's split the bill for all the gifts. i admit to waiting for the last second to buy stuff." kazuha muttered.
"okay then bruh." you jokingly replied.
"who're you calling bruh?"
"you bruh."
"okay bruh." he flipped his hair with the ultimate sass and moved to a different aisle.
"WHAT"
lots of sassy characters today
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location 4: book store
gift for: xingqiu
"uhmmm- are you sure he hasn't read all of these books?" you tilted your head at kazuha's question.
"well i guess we'll have to buy something he's probably never read before." you stated, before trotting to the sci-fi section.
flashback...
"UGH I HATE SCI-FI BOOKS." xingqiu grumbled in a snotty tone. "if it's sci-fi, it's better in a movie, where you get a visual." he added on.
"oh okay."
back to present.
"wait but i kinda feel like he hasn't tried reading comics either." you said to yourself. "maybe he'll like ____!"
YOU ARE READING
cat; k. kazuha
Romancein which; they stumble upon a cat. or two. "our last year of highschool was a precious one." kazuha x gender neutral reader modern au i don't own any of these genshin impact characters- they all belong to hoyoverse. i only own "y/n" and any oc's t...
