So all bold text are notes that are not actually in the newspaper. Also, I will not expose our citizens real name, I will use their code names.
NEWS
(sus times)
General becomes prisoner
Our level 8 general, Heathershine, has been lowered down to a none-level prisoner. The story was that me, Dectectivity, picked up her lost passport on the floor and passed it to our prince, Anete. And her passport was updated to prisoner because she changed her passport design when she was not supposed to. Our prince and our princess, Winter, are discussing about whether to make her back to a general. News will be updated as soon as possible. ~ Dectectivity 29 Aug 2022 8.22 pm
Susland is one step away to a real country
We are one step away to a real country! We are currently designing the flag. Please support us!
reporter - Dectectivity
editor - Anete
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Announcements
This is a reminder not to change the design or logo of your passport. Thank you.
Joke:
man: (falls into water and prays) God, help me!
God: I will have mercy (turns into the holy chicken and went to the man)
man: I am waiting for my God, not you! (the chicken flies away and the man dies...)
In heaven...
man: Why didn't you save me?
God: I came to you as the holy chicken but you didn't get on!
man: ......
Submission card! ----------------------------------------------------------------------
ok I will just write 'sc' next time!
Put your own joke!
btw: we are creating a news channel! pls support us! ~ Anete
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Thanks Heathershine for letting me use your copy!
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Susland News
Randomhere's where to find the weekly Sus News! every week, this will be updated (well if I have time) Best ranking: #9 in news omb!!!
