Susland News

Issue 7

New issue! Next week the actual on paper kind will come back. Somehow I do not look forward to that.
Btw pls tell me if you want me to write a Roblox doors book. I really want to write one with Dectect and Rush but she said she would die so maybe I'll do Cobos and Halt aka potato bald man watermelon. Idk

Susland News
Sus Times

Bedaris is real?
Anete, Egg and Dectect have all agreed that they are now a throuple. Although not allowed in some countries, Susland supports all its citizens, and this is legal. The king and queen have also adopted a son, Sussycow, when they found him eating grass in a garbage truck. Please blame your sister for that, son. The three are going to continue on with their duties of serving Susland.

Pet Show Finale
The finals of Pet Show 2022 is coming next week! We have Cobos in the lead with her bird, Night-Ice, while a few of the contestants did not arrive on time with their pets. This meant that MOT and MOEB were automatically eliminated. Our judges have seen the amazing results, however Dectectivity gave low scores for Winter, Random and MOH's birds, Grassy, Eve and Sunny, which resulted in Anetelia threatening her. It all ended in a hilarious conversation and Dectect explaining that she did not like Eve as the purple and red bird was different from the others, being made of contraction paper.

Finalists:
1. Cobos
2. Egg
3. Winter
Honorable mention: Random (she will not be attending the prize giving ceremony)
Chosen Bird of the year: Sunny (and MOH)

Another Attack
The dead body of a butt-less man was yet again found in a random building. After investigating, the police found that he died due to emotional damage. Yes I know that's sus. We noticed that the murderer's techniques have changed every time, from hollow to poison to emotion control (also known as the camo killing technique). Now do those names sound familiar...
Some citizens have also reported sightings of the assassin on rooftops, even on top of the palace roof. The MOS was (not lol) informed to let the guards patrol more often.

Joke
Anete: (describing rush)
Her mom: that's an oreo cookie.
Anete: ...
Her mom: oh I know with mint!
Anete: ambush?
Her mom: ?
Anete: oh ambush is a bald man mint oreo cookie.
Her mom: yes yummy :)

Yes I like doors though I have never played it. If you support me convincing my mom to let me play it, please comment here! My computer crashed when it was playing Roblox, so it won't work anymore. Maybe if I get enough comments here, my mom will help me find a way to use Roblox :)

Oh well. End I guess. I hope you liked these issues. I liked them! More coming soon!