Susland News

HOLIDAY ISSUE 3

Susland News: HOLIDAY SPECIALS!
Sus Times

Sold Out
The famous snack known as "quackity" look blame winter ok. has always been the favorite dish of many citizens. However, it has been sold out and restocking may take many years. lol. We must also remind everyone that there are other dishes not many have tried. I can promise you will fall in love with these amazing foods just like I did! First off, there's IncrediSus, which means incredibly sus, as it consists of a sandstone brick usually shaped like an amongus with chalk sprinkled on top. Thank you community for coming up with such brilliant ingredient ideas. And don't forget dessert: the fluffy orange (Dectect I'm pretty sure you remember this joke) is very rare and can only be found at specific areas in specific times. We will get back to restocking oh u think I'm actually gonna restock lol as soon as possible but in the meantime, try out the new snacks!

Rediscovery
Prince Sussycow was spotted in a very sus alleyway, sleeping in the trash, just like the first time he was found by the king and queen. Said foster parents are not excited at all. While interviewing the kidnappers, they declined when asked if they were willing to be arrested. Camo explained that she let the prince go because she liked him and did not want to torture him. She has also stated that the assassins cannot be arrested as King Anete is with them. The only way the criminals can have a chance at being stopped is to contact a lawyer (STOP READING KIWI.) or they will be invincible. I am amazed at how sus this one sounds.

Joke:
Cobos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :((((((((((((
Winter: *happy*
Cobos: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Anete: cos u sus
Cobos: SHUT
Anete: no
Cobos: not fair winter gimme quackity
*legit in another universe*
Winter: *enjoying lunch* what?

Ok that should be it. What did you expect? A cool showdown and stuff to find Sussycow? Nope. Just that. I'm happy with this issue though, it's definitely my sussiest issue yet. Cool, see ya in...idk when but see ya!

Oh btw I feel a need to explain last chapter. I am currently writing as Camo. For once, I killed 3 people (was it 3?) which is one more than Hollow, yay. Also I totally did not ask for her permission to do this. Nvm. Wait, you don't know who's Hollow? Ha you don't even know who started all of this. Pretty obvious I think, it's Winter. Her evil name is kept...pretty well hidden I think? We wrote it on a note once, but after that I don't think we mentioned it. Idk my memory is bad sometimes.
She was going to be an assassin and I wanted to join, but she didn't let me. During the explosion, however, there was an accident because she didn't want to deal with the bombs, so I convinced her to let me do it. Yay :)
I then figured I could give people emotional damage. So yeah. That became the Camo-kill ig. Nice. I hope this isn't complicated...it probably is. Whatever I should sleep now or do whatever I mean it's nighttime so uh. Bye!