back to my shift. professional this time. btw A LOT of people joined this week I can't believe it!
Susland News
~ Sus times ~
The Pecking Festival
This week, we are having our annual Pecking Festival. Throughout the year, our population increased, and all citizens will gather to celebrate at the Peckerod dance party. Peckerod is a traditional dance which I believe you have heard of, and if you haven't, THEN YOU'RE A B-
The venue will be confirmed soon, see you there!
The Assassin Returns
The day before the festival, the unknown murderer poisoned yet another man with no butt - rights. His dead body was found at the site of an explosion that also hurt several police officers, as well as our royal advisor, who was on vacation. This time, we found more information: this assassin is Hollow, a criminal that targets the buttless. The case is still being investigated.
Announcements
If you didn't order the news, a link will be sent in the Susland group chat. Whenever it's late, check the online version for a preview. Don't hesitate to send us news submissions for next week's news! and this is the online version :)
next page!
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
an artist's impression of the crime scene
I drew it on the news but I can't put the picture here lol
Joke: entry from General Kiwi
man: *gets covid* TAKE ME, HOLY CHICKEN!
nurse: stay positive! you will get through this!
man: ...you're nice.
nurse: I guess I am.
man: *realisation* WAIT, STAY POSITIVE?!?
also man: *dies from anger*
In hell...
man: why holy chicken!!!
ok that's the end! now I gotta prepare for the party! everyone has to contribute something and mine... well...
"Choco chip cookies, and jelly, MAYBE WITH BALD MAN ON TOP!"
well. now I have to do research on 3 different bald men. wow.
