Thanks for reading until here! I told you this one would be crazy, so let's start! After I get out of the toilet (yes I'm still in there)
also cos theres exams only online versions (which is this) are available. no time to write these when i could totally use the time to decorate a stack of cards due in a week. help.
Susland News
Sus Times
The Competition
Our King, Anetelia, proposed the idea of a Peckerod dance party at the end of the year to see how much our country has grown in this year. Dectectivity, the event organizer, prepared a competition for 7 contestants to decorate and present a folded bird with this year's topic, Holy.
The king has chosen several citizens to enter, such as Random the designer, Winter the princess and Egg the Queen. If you want to join, ask Dectectivity, like how Cobos/Fluffballnugget the soldier has volunteered to take a bird.
Our judges will be the advisor and Egg's personal assistant/former teacher. Anetelia and Dectectivity will also be judging, since they created the event.
Third Party
After rejecting our general, Kiwi, Dectectivity is caught in another relationship - Beda, Anetelia and Egg. Though she told the couple to stop annoying her, she never said anything about rejecting them. It is very possible that Bedaris (Beda +ris. Dectect's real name) happens in this case.
Time Loop (I have nothing to write)
King Anetelia has reported a computer time loop, and this glitch sends things in group chats that you sent in the past. Both times it happened, the messages were spammed and expressed a strong emotion, the first being the dots in the dot war, which continued to loop until the war ended.
The second time, it was sent in the new Anete-Dectect chat, after the SUSSY PEEPS fight which caused the chat to be deleted. Unlike the previous case, those messages were from a few days ago, when the fight started, not immediately after the original was sent, and instead of looping the chain of text only appeared once. Both these cases, text failed to send, and there was no proof saved as the messages disappeared. Believe me I went to check, the first time it disappeared (I did find something else though and it was so important idk why I missed it) and the second time I deleted it cos it was confusing. I did have the picture of the second original one:
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Joke:
dude 1: I got a gun.
dude 2: What?
dude 1: I got a gun. My mom bought it for me.
dude 2: She willingly gave you a gun?
dude 1: That's not what I said.
dude 2: Consent is important.
dude 3: Ay what are you susdudes doing?
dude 1: I have a gun.
dude 2: She has a gun.
dude 3:
dude 3: Try not to kill people.
both dude 1 and dude 2:
dude 2: Can I leave now?
dude 1: *shoots*
inspiration from The Children's Rebellion on ao3 it has war and I like that (thats a joke ok all peeps reading this that want peace that was a f*cking joke dont kill me)
Here's a poem for you guys: I saw a butt-ler Far away in the city Outside of a restaurant Under the shade I was resting Never would I expect Diners were dining and eating the holy sussy dishes Suddenly one was murdered Out ran all the susdudes and soon they were also murdered My wife/wives prayed to the holy chicken Everyone was screaming The more they did the more I chilled cos I was chilling Had they ever tried to chill while susdudes got stabbed? I was still chilling cos I know I did Never would I expect that I was... Gonna give you up, gonna let you down~
