Yeah this is NOT an issue, Kiwi didn't write it. And we're having a lot of exams.
BUT don't worry, next week's issue will be a collab between me and Dectect, and that means more articles!
A lot happened this week. Next week will be 1 day of school (wow that's crazy) so I have a lot of time to tell you what we did. Let's see...
Well this part isn't in the news, just wanna tell you: KERIS. That's the ship between Kiwi and Dectect. OH BIRD I LOVE SHIPPING THESE SUSDUDES :)
And so I made them a marriage contract. You might remember the time Dectect made a bouquet and it was given to Kiwi somehow definitely without me doing anything sus or whatever. They got away (or rather Dectect got away cos Kiwi seems to like it), but I'm not giving up.
Oh and did I forget, I... maybe forced my mom to get me an invisible pen and wrote the rickroll on my wall...
SO,
I have a couple. I have an invisible pen. I have a worker contract.
BOOM.
Yes, I might have wrote something on the contract I gave to Kiwi so she could officially be part of the news channel. It almost worked. IT WAS SO HILARIOUS-
But yeah of course Dectect would annoy me to hell and back so I had to cancel it.
But anyway enough sharing for now, I have homework. Be patient and wait for the next issue guys! Also check out my other books, I updated the rank list in A Guide To GISSC and I'm making a new book about the history and origin of Susland!
See you in a week susdudes!
wow that... how long did these words run? well if you noticed this line of words you are a shooting chicken
*wink wink*
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Susland News
Randomhere's where to find the weekly Sus News! every week, this will be updated (well if I have time) Best ranking: #9 in news omb!!!
