Susland News

Issue 5 - THE LONG ISSUE IS... here?

Yes the 4 article one with Dectectivity wooooooo
Susland News
Sus Times

From poor peep to boss

Our country has many poor peeps, as the princess wanted it. Some of them try to escape while others ask for a better rank. Then there are others that keep quiet and just live. As we don't have many companies, the government gave these people a chance to become bosses and start companies. In the end, one of our people successfully created a business of rock selling/mining. The king, princess and minister of trade have all approved of this, however it was slightly delayed due to the minister leaving to sell bombs and susdude guns to Peepland.

Ancient treasure Discovered

You may have heard of the legends about Susland's founding. In the legend, a man followed a shooting chicken across many lands until reaching our home, and he named this great kingdom of sussiness Susland. This story was never confirmed to be true until one of our newest rock selling companies found the fossil of a mysterious chicken in the mines. Many believe that this is the shooting chicken in the story. Along with this fossil, we have also discovered many precious jewels and gold coins worth more than $14000000. We will continue to look for more items hidden nearby.

That was my part. Dectect couldn't finish hers cos we had a fight then when it ended it was exam time and blah blah blah...

So yeah. The rest was a reminder: pls take care of your passports and try not to lose them! The extras are with Queen Egg. We also considered adding a code for every citizen, like mine (in actual Singapore not made up) is T1- WAIT ITS A SECRET

Really sorry, but the next issue is gonna be CRAZY. Dectect has been busy organizing events, and I've got more drama to be shared. If you want to learn about the dot war (which is that fight we had, I got permission to write about it) then comment here and I can include that.

Well, stay tuned I guess? Next issue is in like 1-3 days, I gotta catch up... I'm seriously writing this in the toilet like I should go shower.

Bye!