Welcome Heathershine Kiwi to the news channel! And of course when Dectect writes the news it has to be late :I
SUS news
Marriage disaster
Our king, Anete, has married Egg making her the new queen. Me, Dectectivity, made a bouquet for the king and queen's marriage but it was misunderstood as my love for Kiwi. Thankfully this problem has been solved as the king agreed with my proposal of divorce. I DID NOT.
Hacking
As some parents say that Roblox is not good for kids, they ban their children from using it and one of them was my mom. In an attempt to play Roblox, I am currently hacking my mom. Please support me!
ok imma be real with you guys that was originally me, not Dectect. but it's fake news cos I tried hacking before but I decided not to in the end. I mean, now I have a great life and I like it but if I try to make it better it might take away more instead.
Joke:
Holy chicken: Are you holy?
SUS DUDE: Yes :)
Holy chicken: Are you as holy as me?
SUS DUDE: Yes :)
Holy chicken: You are not holy enough (makes him fall into hell)
God: That means you're not holy enough too then (makes holy chicken fall into hell too)
Also welcome Kiwi to our news channel!
~ Anete
really delayed for 4 days for this huh Dectect Susdude
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