Susland News! (official :)
Sus times
Unsolved Mystery
A dead body was found in a toilet (and it was a men's toilet.). this is to annoy my friends cos we come from a girls school lol The victim is a man with no butt rights and he died due to a stab on his notabutt. yeah he has no right to have a butt :) After investigating, we found that the murderer smashed him with toilet paper, picture frames and a toilet bowl. This technique is known as the hollow killing technique. This case is still being investigated.
Lucky Escape: Prisoners freed
Our prisoner Heathershine has officially been freed on 30th August. She has returned to the rank of a general/lawyer. Reporter Dectectivity has also been reported for attacking the princess, but she escaped using puzzles and tricks.
Announcements
The testing copy received many likes! From now on, Susland News will be issued once a week.
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Our Flag, Our Symbol
Our National flag has been designed by Heathershine, Anete, Winter, Mini and WAR me and the princess, winter wrote war on the flag to annoy ppl and create war lol
Joke of the Week: this is the one you have to submit from the previous issue
Man - why didn't you come to me as a whale?
-- Mini
Please continue to send us entries! Another submission card will be found on the next issue.
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Thanks Cobos for letting me use your copy!
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Susland News
Randomhere's where to find the weekly Sus News! every week, this will be updated (well if I have time) Best ranking: #9 in news omb!!!
