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New update: check out the wedding photo! ^^^ not very good but I don't care it's a wedding photo
Susland News
Sus Times - We're back
Royal wedding hosted in Susland
On 9/21/2022, Prince Anete and Minister Egg yeah so sorry I didn't know your name was Egg got married. This means that 2 days after the wedding, Egg will officially be the Queen of the country, while Princess Winter will be sent to the neighboring Peepland to start war. She will remain as a princess as Anete and Egg have become the King and Queen that will rule Susland.
Expert invited to Susland
An expert in war and crime has decided to stay in Susland and has now become the royal teacher that currently assists the prince and princess in ruling the country. Soon Egg will take the lessons as well, and the teacher will be left as the only level 9. Ministers are level 9 but Egg is gonna become the queen so yeah
Announcements
We will be resuming the previous schedule: 1 issue a week. We would also love it if you joined in and helped write the news this is for Susland citizens only as we don't have many people in the news channel.
Joke
Some English phrases to help you in a composition:
1. As depressed as your mom
2. As slippery as something a cat can slide off of
3. Laughing like a tea kettle
4. Laughing like you've spent too much time with the tea kettle
5. As sus as Dectectivity
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Put your own phrase!
~Anete
End
Also sorry if this was shorter or anything cos I have exams rn, also Dectect was so sus she's like quit or something. #dectectivitythesus lol
Thanks for reading the news, see you in the next issue!
