Eli: So, you and Sam back in the dojo. Game on, right?
Miguel: Yeah, game on for karate.
Eli: Come on. I see you staring at her.
Demetri: I thought you decided to keep things platonic?
Y/N: Yeah, well, she did.
Eli: He didn't.
Demetri: Well, uh, you know what they say, "Put a box of matches near some fireworks, soon enough..."
Demetri makes an explosion noise.
Demetri: "Sparks will fly."
Miguel: Is that what they say?
Demetri: Something tells me it's about to be the Fourth of July.
You look over and see Robby Keene.
Y/N: I can't believe that piece of shit's on our team.
Miguel: All right. Relax. Okay? He wants exactly what we want. Gonna be okay.
There's a whistle.
Chozen: Line up!
Sam: So where are my dad and Johnny?
Chozen: Not here. Today, you train with me. Chūi!
You all look confused.
Chozen: Attention.
Everyone stands up straight.
Chozen: Yumi!
Everyone looks around confused again.
Chozen: Bow.
You all bow.
Chozen: Cobra Kai gaining ground. We must prepare.
Mitch: This is gonna be badass. Check out that throwing knife.
Chozen: Now, we learn about Yanbaru Kuina.
Chris: What is that? Like, some top-secret karate move? Like a throat rip?
Chris slides his finger across his throat, imitating cutting his throat.
Chozen: No. It is bird. In English called Okinawa rail. Endangered. Cannot fly.
Demetri: Hence, endangered.
Y/N: So these are the real eggs?
Chozen: No. Trader Joe's. $3.29. Take egg.
Everyone takes an egg.
Sam: So what do we do with them?
Chozen: Yanbaru Kuina must protect egg. From Kume Shima habu. Poison snake. You must do same. Begin your preparation.
Robby: What are we protecting them from?
Chozen: From me.
Sensei Chozen brings out a pair of sais and starts yelling.
Chozen: Go!
Eight minutes later
Eli: Look at him trying to move in on her. If you want, I'll kick his ass.
Y/N: I'll gladly join in.
Miguel: No, you guys don't need to do that. Robby and I are cool now. Besides, I'm pretty sure they're just, uh, catching up.
Sensei Chozen whistles.
Demetri: Looks like the Hunger Games have begun. Luckily, I have eggs-ecuted the perfect plan. When I win, everyone will have egg on their face. They'll be shell-shocked. The yolk will...
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Third Binary Brother
ActionY/N L/N is a student at West Valley High School. He is friends with a nerdy kid named Demetri, and a quite nerdy kid named Eli, the three of them like to call themselves The Binary Brothers. The Binary Brothers don't talk to a lot of people, they u...
