The Twin Sparrows

Undead Pirates

Isla De Muerta No POV

Norrington, the Twins and several Red Coat soldiers were all in boats along the rocky walls of the island as Norrington used a spyglass to look at the Black Pearl.

James: I don't care for the situation. Any attempt to storm the caves could turn into an ambush.

Jack: not if you're the one doing the ambushing. We go in and convince Barbossa to send his men out with their little boats, you and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast them with your little cannons. What do you have to lose?

James: nothing I'd lament being rid of.

Jack: to be quite honest with you, there's still a risk to those aboard the Dauntless, which includes the future Mrs. Commodore.

James:<thinks about it>

Dauntless

Gillette: sorry, but it's for your own safety.

Two redcoat soldiers were holding Elizabeth who herself was wearing a red coat uniform to not leave her in her undergarments. Elizabeth was struggling against the soldiers.

Elizabeth: the Commodore, there's something I have to tell him! The pirates, they're cursed! They can't be killed!

Gillette: don't worry, miss. He's informed of that. A mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story.

Gillette closed the door as he left laughing.

Elizabeth: this is Jack Sparrow's doing!

It was actually Wade's but Jack translated. Speaking of the twins, they were rowing a boat into the caves. The Pearl crew were going in as Barbossa was tossing an apple into the air and catching it.

Pintel: no reason to fret. A prick of the finger, a few drops of blood.

Twigg: no mistakes this time. He's only half Turner. We spill it all!

Twigg and Koehler pushed Will forward.

Pintel: guess there is reason to fret.

Ragetti:<snickers>

Same deal as before, the pirates all chanting blood as Barbossa was next to the stone chest as Twigg and Koehler were holding Will down so he throat was over the chest. The pirates got quiet from back to front when the Twins walked past them as every pirate was surprised they were there.

Jack: beg your pardon.

Barbossa: begun by blood. By blood and...

Barbossa looked at the silenced crew as everyone could now see the Twins.

Will: Jack! Wade!

Barbossa: it's not possible.

Jack; not probable.

Will: where's Elizabeth?

Wade:<signs> dead, we killed her.

Barbossa: did you now?

Jack: no, no, she's safe just like we promised. She's set to marry Norrington, like she promised, and you get to die for her like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

Barbossa: shut up! You're next!<goes to slit Will's throat>

Jack; you don't want to be doing that, mate.

Barbossa: no, I really think I do.

Jack; your funeral.

Barbossa:<rolls his eyes> why don't I want to be doing it?