The Twin Sparrows

The Locker

Davy Jones's Locker No POV

Sounds were heard of cannon fire.

Man:<laughs> strike your colors, you blooming cockroaches!

Man2: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Light was shone as a tanned nose came into view sniffing as it went ahead and sniffed more until it reached a small peanut as the man sniffing the maize put a napkin on his neck to be proper and used a fork to grab it as the man about to eat it was Jack. He looked around as he went to eat it but he got shot as his tongue reached for it but he dropped the fork and fell backwards as the one who shot him was... Jack.

Jack blew on his gun as he grabbed the peanut.

Real Jack; my peanut.<eats it> Haul the halyard. Slacken braces.

Jack was giving orders to a Wade. There was not only multiple Jacks but also Wades all being crew members. And the Wades? They all could speak.

Wade: aye, Captain. Slacken braces.

Jack: step lively with a will.

Wade: aye, aye.

Jack; right away, sir.

Wade: I want a fire down below!

All the Wades and Jacks ran around as none of them even paid attention to the one Jack that was lying down.

Jack: help.

Jack; man the yards, you filthy toads!

A Jack was just standing still until it started clucking and acting like a chicken as a Wade stood up holding an egg. The Jack chicken walked past a Jack sitting next to a goat. Jacks and Wades were chanting Haul as they let the canvas down.

Wade: Haul the sheets handsomely. Scandalize the lateens.

Jack: aye, sir.

Wade: right away, sir.

The Jack sitting next to the goat got closer to it and closer and closer as then the goat looked at the camera.

The Real Jack and Wade were the ones with all their clothing on symbolizing that they were the captains of the Pearl. Some Wades made a ugly doll version of Elizabeth and kept throwing knives at it. Jack and Wade walked towards a Jack making a knot.

Real Jack: Mr. Sparrow?

Jack: aye, cap'ns.

Real Jack: what say you about the condition of this tack line?

Some Jacks and Wades gathered around.

Jack: it be proper to my eyes, sir.

Real Jack: proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, sir. It is not acceptable not adequate. It is, in obvious fact, an abomination.

Jack: begging your pardon, sir, but if you gave a man another chance.

Real Jack: shall I?

Real Wade took his sword out and stabbed this Jack through the gut as Real Jack got next to his ear.

Real Jack: it's that sort of thinking that got us into this mess.

Real Wade took his sword out and let that Jack fall dead as he cleaned his blade.

Real Wade: we have lost speed and, therefore, time. Precious time, which cannot be recovered once lost. Do you understand?

Wades and Jacks: aye, aye, Captains.

Jack; do yo now? It will all have to be redone. All of it. And let this serve as a lesson to the lot of you.

Jack and Wade were really the only ones in the Pearl as they imagined all their other selves.