Stand by me (Jjba X Reader)

Rose of the executioners | la squadra

A/N: Guess who's still alive!? This whore is!!!! Also this is a somewhat part two to that other LA squad x reader fic since someone requested it. Sorry I can't remember who you are person,I'm bad at names </3

Formaggio was never one for prayers,hell! He had no faith to begin with! His attention spam wasn't the greatest and he was pretty sure some old lady was giving him the stink eye.

Which made sense considering how loud he was snoring in the cathedral. Which was also why you quickly escorted him out.

"Maggie,You really do need to sleep more,That was super embarrassing!" You swatted at him, taking him into the kitchen.

"Sorry kitty just the sunlight knocked me out!"

"I'll knock you out" you started to playfully box at him.

"Woahhhh easy! It won't happen again!"

You let out a long sigh,"I really don't feel like getting lectured by Nagano again....I really wish I had something sweet"

"Like?" He leaned on the wall as you dug for something sweet possibly hidden in one of the cabinets.

"A cake! A double fudge cake!" You hadn't had one in ages! But seeing as you owned next to no money, getting said cake would be impossible.

"Really?" He snorted,"then let's get you some"

"Wait we can't! What about the others? What if one of them is allergic?" If you had one that ment everyone had to get some too,it was only fair.

He sighed, "seriously? Who cares if they are, they should have just been born Normal! Besides,we're going to my place anyways"

You laughed and followed him out to his car, it smelled like air freshener.

"Now then where should we go?"

"Why don't we just swing by the corner store near tour place?"

Formaggio had to think for a second, trying to remember exactly where that store was. Then he remembered that the guys could be in a bad mood which would lead to all sorts of problems if they were.

"I don't know,the guys are kinda....ehhhhh" he made a wonky jester with his hand as he pulled out into the street.

"Aw, I just want to make yall something! I haven't seen everyone since Thanksgiving"

"Mmmm" he hummed,remembering all the delicious food you'd brought over,"Yeah we can do that let me just- oh shit hold on" he pulled out his phone and put it too his ear,"Hot and sexy speaking!" He flashed a smile at you while you covered your mouth and rolled up the window,"....aw what? Why do I have too? Can't you get Melone to do it? ...fine I'll be there in like...five minutes" and he hung up the phone,annoyed.

"Whays wrong?"

"Nothing important just gotta be the erran boy for the day"

"Oh poor you!" You tugged on his earlob,"They work you the bone don't they?"

"Oh you dont know the half of it"

Eventually he pulled back up and waited by the curb until the very,very very tall man from Thanksgiving stepped out. He locked the door behind them and sat quietly in the back seat.

Whelp...this was awkward.

"Mr.Risotto was it? It's a pleasure to see you again" you put on your game face and tried to not cry when your eyes met in the rear view mirror.

"Like I said,Risotto is fine"

"Dont be such a hard ass, Give the lady a more than that!" Formaggio sassed earning him a look from Risotto,"I'm sorry,he has zero people skills"