Funny popped his fingers then set his pen down,his hand was starting to cramp and it was already well into the afternoon.
"Funny, I got you something!" You opened his door and came in with a small platter of meat stew with sweet tea on the side.
"Thank you,____,Iv been looking forward to this all day" he preferred your southern cooking compared to the dishes up north. It felt more...fulfilling? Yes that seemed like the right word. He tucked all his documents away safely in his desk and met you by the couch,"If I keep eating all your cooking I'm going to put on weight"
"Well that'll make two of us because every time I go back to my office there's some sort of cookie waiting for me" yes you were very aware he was buying you different sweets.
He smiled into his cup as he ate quietly.
"Oh funny I need to ask you something"
He put his cup down and wiped his lips with a napkin,"yes?" He watches you get yo and close the door then come sit back down next to him.
"Could you...let me play with D4C?"
"Play?" He was confused by that,what did you mean 'play'? Did you want your stands to fight?
"I just want to see it!" You grabbed his arm,"please? Just for a few minutes?"
Funny looked at his pocket watch,"fine,but only for ten minutes" that's how long his breaks usually lasted.
"Yay! Thank you love!"
He was smothered in cheek kisses as his stand appeared next to him.
"Oh my gosh you're so cute!" You reached up to play with D4C's rabbit ears. Wiggling them back and forth,making them flatten out to resemble a sacred cat with its ears pulled back,"now don't move I'll be right back!" You quickly left the room to go dig for your little arts and craft box.
It was something you'd always had since you were child. Handmaking little nicknacks and trinkets,you hoped to give them to your children and grandchildren!
"There it is!" You had a large wicker basket filled with little accessories you'd been meaning to use. Now arms with the cutest accessories known to man you practically flew back to Valentines office,"I'm back! Wait where's D4C?"
Funny was sitting outside on the balcony,watching the birds chip and hop from branch to branch.
"Sorry my dear,you took too long"
"It was only two minutes!" You sat the basket down inside and came up behind him. Wrapping your arms around his neck your pressed your cheek to his,"Funny! Come on you promised!"
He smiled into his cup,"did I?"
"Yes!"
"Mmm well,I don't recall" it was so cute seeing you get all worked up.
"I see how it is" pressing your face into his neck you blew a fat,wet raspberry into the skin and he immediately convulsed in his chair trying to escape your wrath,"Bring him back!"
"I will!" D4c made its appearance before you,floating silently next to its stand user.
"Thank you! This was Dee-Dee! Here come sit between my legs" you pointed to the floor as you sat on the couch. The stand followed your orders and bunched its knees up so it wouldn't hit the table in front of it.
"Here let's see how this looks!" You placed two purple bows on either ear, "funny look! It's dee-dee just adorable! Wait! I have a necklace that would match these ribbons perfectly!" You dug in your basket again and pulled a silver chain necklace,"oh my gosh! I wish I could take a picture!"
"___,what have you done?" Glancing over his shoulder Funny blinked at the sight. His stand,dressed from the neck up in ribbon and bows,"isn't he just the cutest! I need to make a dress!"
"A dress is a bit...much don't you think?" He asked,staring at his almost faceless stand.
"Too late! I'm already sketching up ideas!" You grinned,petting D4C in one hand and drawing on your notepad in the other.
Funny checked the time and decided he needed to get back to work,he'd let you play dress up with his stand a little while longer. But in the back of his mind he couldn't help be see how happy you were to have someone to baby and dress up!
Maybe it was time he gave you a daughter,or son, of your own?
"What are you smiling at honey?"
"Just thinking of the future love,that's all, D4c looks very nice" he committed the raditen smile of yours to memory.
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Stand by me (Jjba X Reader)
Randombite sized stories to read at *looks at time* 4:31 in the morning,mostly x reader