Stand by me (Jjba X Reader)

Sole | Formaggio

"Hey,Magi, how small can you shrink yourself?" You asked,lying on your back and looking up at the ceiling. He was lying next to you,eating goldfish out of a bowl while you ate your cup bacon.

"I mean I don't know? Small enough to fit into your pocket?" He replied,neither of were sure how you ended up chilling on the floor instead of,you know,your bed.

"I mean I was just asking cause You could easily live in like a doll house or something"

"Im not living in a doll house....I already tried it,not as cool as you think"

"Aww what? I think your stand is pretty cool!" You patted his arm in comfort,"Like,you can do so many cool thinks like get in between floor boards and umm"

"Yes? Go on,Please continue! Its great for my ego" he laughed,drinking out of several straws jerry-rigged together.

"You can ride cats! And- ew!" A roach had crawled out between the floorboards,most likely to try and get out of the rain. You trapped it with the plastic red solo cup,"Magi, gimme your shoe!"

"Why my shoes?" He complained pulling a long stand of string off his T-shirt and dropping it on the ground as he rangled his shoes off and gave them to you.

"You know what? Oh my fucking God! Magi! Magi-magi-magi!" You rolled over and started shaking him,"dude,You know what we should do?!"

"Get more snacks?" He asked completely zoned out and munching on more gold fish.

"What if we rode the roach! Like a fucking horse!"

He immediately looked at you,"your a fucking genius! But like how would we even get it to stay still?"

"Ok so like I saw that if you put wasps or dragon flys in really cold places they go to sleep!" You started digging around for a small zip lock bag you knew was somewhere on the floor.

Formaggio was still lying on the ground,"this is going to be the dumbest thing I'v ever done-"

"Found it!" You used the inside of the bag to pick the roach up,it felt all wiggly between your fingers. Pulling Formaggio up from your floor you both rushed to the kitchen and tossed the insect all the way in the back,"this is so stupid" you couldn't keep the smile off your face!

"Ok so how are we gunna do this?" you both flopped onto the couch.

"This string might work? You can just shrink yourself down and then me after I tie it around the roach!"

He kissed your cheek,"did I ever tell you much I love your big brain?"

"Woah man,you got socks on?" You laughed and joked about stupid things until five minutes had gone by,"hey think he's ready?" You got up to fetch the frozen roach.

"Yeah he ain't moving,you can go ahead and start shrinking yourself" you pulled the bug out,unaffected by its gross body and started making reins for it.

It took a few minutes for you to tie the string around its body and another five to make a seat so you wouldn't go sliding around its back.

"Ok I'm done," you placed it on the floor as it slowly started to wake up,Formaggio touched your hand and the shrinking processes began and you pulled out your flip phone to record him,"holy shit this is hilarious!" Formaggio jumped on its back and it immediately started scurrying around.

"This is so fucking weird!" He yelled as the roach started making a beeline twords you,by now you were about the same size as him and you jumped down from the couch and tuck rolled onto the ground.

"And I stick the landing!" You grinned and ran up to Formaggio as he helped you up onto the roaches back,"oh my god!" He guided the insect twords the door just as Prosciutto opened it.

"Hi Pro!!" You yelled and waved,"Hi pesci!" The timid assassin came in behind the blond and started looking around.

"I know im not going cra-ZY?!" He and Prosciutto looked down at the both of you,"__?! Formaggio!? What are you doing?!"

"What the hell are you dumbasses doing?!" Prosciutto yelled as the Formaggio ushered the roach to scuttle twords the blond.

"We're just having fun man!"

"I will crush you both!" He threatened moving away from you both.

"Nah cause then you'll have to find a replacement and do paperwork!" He yelled,dogging and weaving around Prosciutto's expensive shoes.

"What are you doing?" Risotto asked,opening the door from his office,catching both you,Formaggio and the roach off guard. He accidentally stepped on the roach,with you and Formaggio still on its back," the fuck?"

"CAPO! YOU JUST STEPPED ON THEM!"

Risotto eyes widened a bit then he raised his foot to see both of you stuck to the bottom of his covered in roach guts.

"You morons!"

"And thats how we ended up in the hospital!" You finished,Illuso looked at you,blinked then smacked you over the head,"Ow! I'm still injured you know!"

"Well now I have babysit the both of you! So consider it payback for wasting my time!"

You grinned at him,"your just jealous you didn't get to ride the roach aren't you? Lulu? Hey put my IV drip down! ILLUSO!"
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Morons indeed.