Stand by me (Jjba X Reader)

Three Mountains a hill and a Dog |Polnareff x reader|

You didn't mean to leave your phone behind,it was just a quick trip to the bathroom,a journey that should have took five or four minutes max and thata all it was! But when you came back you didnt expect to see was a literal mountain of men sitting at the bar. All of them were huge! Two asians,granted one was a silver fox, an Arabic man and a platinum blond.

"Pardon me" you stepped to said to allow a small asian red head to pass you,must have been useing the restroom too,watching him walk up the mountain of muscles the man in the black jacket scooted over for him to stand between the stools he and the platinum head occupied and it was for a split second that you saw it, your cute weebed out phone! Thank god none of them had bothered it.

Sitting at a near by table you pretended to watch the sports that played above the bar island. Maybe they would be leaving soon? Just a quick drink with the boys and then head home?

"We'll take the stake,chilli cheese fries corn on cob..." the silver foxs voice rang out oh god he had a deep voice! You could practically feel the vibrations from your chair! But if he was ordering that then his friends would be as well meaning you'd be stuck at the bar for god knows how long!

This was going to be absolute hell!

Drumming your fingers on the table a waiter came over to you.

"What can I get you little lady?" Gasto,a very friendly man asked,you'd been here a few times for the food so he knew you face well enough.

"Can I gets some fries and a sprite please?" Your foot started bouncing as you stared at the platinum blonds head....such pretty hair, how he managed to get it to stay up like that you hadn't the slightest clue.

"Sure thing"

You turned your eyes back to the men,it was kinda funny,none of them looked like they were going to the same place. One was dressed for a hike,the other two school or some school gang another the dessert and fianlly a gym or a workout. But they all seemed like good friends,you rested your hand against the knuckles of your hand. It was rare seeing such wholesomeness between men it made you feel a bit jealous as broken pieces of their conversation floated your way.

The white head asked "-whats Obamas last name again?" Fuck! He was stupid! That was your favorite thing in a man!

But being the nut that you were you completely forgot you were staring at them when all of them abruptly turned around to look at you. You wanted to take off right then and there! The amount of power that radiated from their eyes was nerve racking! You shifted your eyes back to the T.v but you could still feel their eyes on you! You could feel your palms getting sweaty! You were never good at talking to people,let alone men who could probably throw you 20 ft into the air!

"Here you are! ___! Enjoy"

"T-thank you Gasto" you turned your attention to the food at hand when something short but hard raked across your legs. You nearly screamed but considering the bar was near the beach and was located in a large tent you assumed it was a dog,looking to your left you could see that it was indeed an english bull dog, "hey there" you held your hand out for it to sniff,it licked it, hehe gross.

Wiping your hand off with a napkin you grabbed a fry and broke it in half,blowing on it before handing it to the blue eyed dog, "such a good boy"

He barked,tail wagging and scarfed it down and looked up at you for more,completely forgetting the stares you had you reached for another small handfull of fries only for the dog to take it on himself to eat your food by jumping into your lap.

"Hey,Iggy!" one of them had gotten up and reached for the dog to move him off your lap.

Looking up from the small dog the biggest pair of bara sized tits you'd ever seen sat in front of you!