Stand by me (Jjba X Reader)

Big Mac (PB x reader)

Phantom blood reactions to "I want you to put that Big mac truck right in this little garage!"

○Jonathan

°"I- What truck? Darling are you sure you've been eating well?"

°Has no idea what your talking about or what it means

°Dosent really like the song, a bit too vulger for his tastes

°??? Why are you pointing at your- oh! Oh

°See now you've gone and made him a mess

°"Darling you could have just A-asked!" The tips of his ears are pink now!

°Great,now you've got flustered Jonathan on your hands!

°You better stop teasing him! ...or don't either way its funny to see his reaction!

You'd been looking for the Joestar all day! You had something very,very, important you wanted to say to him.

"Jonathan~~" you cood.

He was sitting in his chair next to the lit fireplace when he heard you,"yes Darling?" Oh he had no idea what was about to hit him.

Slowly taking his book he gave you a very confused look as you slipped in a bookmark and placed the book on the small table next to his cup and climbed into his lap.

"D-darling!?" If he had a tail it would swishing back and forth nervously!

"Jonathan~" you ran your hand down his chest,"you know what I want?"

"Um what?" He was grabbing the arm rests like his life dependent on it.

"I want you to put that big mac truck right in my little garage~" you made a point in resting your hand right over his junk and squeezed.

"Darling!" Ah yes! Thats the face you wanted!

○Robert E.O Speedwagon

°He'll flush and pull his hat down over his eyes

°"Well love,if you insist~"

°He'll guide you away to bed room with his hand resting on the small of your back,hat still tilted over his eyes

°He's a bit more crude than Jonathan and dosent mind a little 'filth' here and there

°Would probably sing along if you play it enough times

Robert suddenly looked up from his hat blade, he could feel a horrible energy coming from behind the door! And that lustful energy was coming from! Non other than his wife.

"Robert!" You just about tackled the man into bed.

"Oof! I say love! Be careful next time, I was sharp'ening my blades you see!" He shuddered when you buried your cold nose into his neck.

"Robert! I have to tell you something!"

"Shoot then"

You leaned up into his ear and said," I want you to put that big red truck right in this little garage!"

He chuckled and fell backwards with you in his arms,"Well I want just leave my lovely lady waiting now can I?" And he makes good on your offer~

○Dio Brando

°Amused

°You want him? Come and get him then

°He isn't that easy to win over,your going to have to work for it

°He will tease you back and be 10xs more subtle about it

°Oh? Your under has gone missing? Yes that is odd

°You see a glimpse of lace sticking out his back pocket,bastard

°get him while he studying for collage,he'll be all hunkered down with his books and notes and won't be able to chase you (also probably has lots of pencils in his hair)

"Dio~" you popped your head into his room. There he is,the man of your affection,surrounded by books and notes and paper.

"What is it? I'm busy at the moment" he has no idea what your about to do hehe.

"Nothing much but when you do take a break form studying," you come right up behind him and wrap your arms over his chest,"I want you put that big mac truck," you placed a kiss behind his ear and ran you hand down his baby blue vest,"right in my little garage~ "

He took a deep breath and put his pencil down,"You minx," you weren't expecting him to turn around and pull you closer by the hips,"very well then, I suppose a break is in order"

"I-wait! Dio? DIO!" well,you got what you wanted after all.