Stand by me (Jjba X Reader)

Dinner for two |joot'n Kak|

Dumping more wood into the fire Kakyoin popped his back and his fingers. Today had been tedious,nothing but a long car ride, god his butt felt numb.

Sitting on a bumpy log he thought about what he was going to eat for dinner,the sun had already set and the rest of the group was off doing their own thing,looks like its every man for himself tonight. "What to eat...hmm what am I in mood for...hey! Jotaro! What are you eating tonight?"

He looked up from his book,"some jerky left over from last night"

That sounded good but not what he wanted. Getting up he walked to the jeep Mr.Joestar had bought a few cities back and dug in the trunk.

"Oh sweet,I didn't know we had some ramen left!" Bringing it back to camp he tore it open and was about to eat it raw when he felt a rather menecing aura stare him down,"hm?"

Jotaro was still looking at his book,Polnareff and Joseph were teasing Iggy while Avdol tried to get them to stop before he bit someone again.

'Must be my Paranoia again' mentally shrugging he brought the dry noodles to his mouth and was about to crunch down but he could still feel angry eyes watching him,getting more and more intense as he brought his teeth closer to dry food. Unable to take the intense glaring he started looking around wildly.

It couldn't have Pol or Mr.Joestar,they were currently climbing a palm tree trying to get away from Iggy. Avdol was taking pictures and laughing at them. It wasn't Jotaro,he was still reading his marine biology book! So who was it!? An enemy stand user? A peeping tom?! Who?!

His stomach growled demanding that he eat and being a slave to his stomach thats what he did! Well tried to at least. The moment he put the ramen in his mouth the pissed off/annoyed energy spiked!

"Something the matter kakyoin?" His friend looked up from his book.

"N-no nothings wrong," he sent his stand to go grab a pot from the jeep and some water,"just hungry is all"

Maybe this would appease the angery ramen god? He knew the way he ate things were considered 'cursed' among the meme community but god Damn! Was he hungry! He didn't wanna wait ten minuets for his food to boil! As whiny as it sounded.

Having green hold the pot over the fire he waited

And waited

And waited somemore,how long had it been? Atleast five minuets right?

He looked at his watch,it had only been a minute.

"Screw it!" Sinking his teeth into the hard noodles he almost managed to take a bite only for the aura to show up,it was like death was standing behind him. Ok! New plan! Leaning over he pretened that he was going to drop his noodles in, the aura vanished and thats when he went for it! No angry spirit was going to tell him how to eat his food!

He'd almost managed to eat a corner of the noodles when a very purple hand kept his mouth open,"shtarh blattium!?"

"Kakyoin I swear to god if you eat that shit raw I will beat you"

H-he was the one giving him death stares!?

"Jotaro its just food,im hungry!"

"No! Its not 'just food' I saw what you do to cherries,Kakyoin,im not going to sit here and watch you mouth harasses noodles! You've already ruined cherries for me you bastard"

"Hmmm....I see your point....." he thought about what he was going to say," and iv come to a conclusion....Fuck you, I do what I want" and he ate it raw enjoying the way Jotaros fist clenched. Crunching loudly just to piss him off,usually he wouldn't use such fowl language but he got rather petty when he was hungry.

He didn't see his friends stand materialize behind him and he certainly wasn't expecting to get sucker punched in the gut.

"Hugh-fUCk! My stomach!-" he stood up and ran for the nearest shurb.

By the time he was done,Jotaro had this stupidly pleased smirk on his face,oh its on! Hierophant green turned its legs into multiple tendrils,wrapping Joatro up in little cacoon as he hung upside down.

"Kakyoin! Put me down damn it!" His hat had fallen into the dirt.

"No,I don't think I will" picking it up he placed the hat on his head,it didn't really fit and the brim obscured his sight but it was still a nice hat,"Oh yeah!" Summoning two large but small,if that made any sense, emeralds he placed them both into Jotaros shotgun sized norstrals,"there you are! Looking good jojo-kun!"

"Kakyoin I am going smack the stand out of you"

"I can't hear you Jojo-kun," he pulled another pack of ramen out of his school jacket,"too busy eating"