Daniel: So, I have an idea
Pierre: Oh, no
Daniel: We could play- fuck, marry, kill
Pierre: Never mind, that's actually a good idea
Max: So who's going first
Daniel: You, since you so kindly volunteered
Max: But I..I..i...... never mind
Charles: So Max, fuck, marry, kill- Lance, Mick and Esteban
Yuki: Oooo
Max: Erm, kill Esteban, no offence Esteban
Esteban: Non taken
Max: Kiss Mick, since he is to innocent to be fucked
Mick: I'm not innocent 😠
Lance: Can confirm, Micks not innocent
Mick: Thanks Lance 😊
Max: And fuck Lance again
Max: I'd marry non of them
Checo: Again???
Checo: WHEN DID THE FIRST TIME HAPPEN 😡😡
Lewis: Oh no, you made Checo angry
Max: Oops 😬
Lance: Anyway, who's next
Daniel: George??
George: Okay
Lewis: Lando, Alex, Charles
George: Kill Charles, sorry Charles 😞
Max: You'd better be 😡😡😡
George: Fuck Lando
George: Marry Alex
Nicky: Obviously
George: Mick??
Mick: Oh no
Lewis: Youd better watch out for Seb
Zhou: I'll bare that in mind
Zhou: Yuki, Kevin, Lance
Mick: Kill, Yuki
Mick: Fuck, Kevin
Mick: Marry, Lance
Seb: Interesting 🤔
Mick: Nooooooo, I don't like Lance that way
Mick: Sorry Lance
Lance: Not a problem
Mick: I just wanted to play the game properly
Seb: Is there somebody else Mick?
Mick: Maybe
Mick: Charles??
Daniel: Carlos, Max, Seb
Charles: Kill nobody
Charles: Erm, fuckandmarrymax
Nando: 😱😱😱
Lando: What did he say
Carlos: He said he'd fuck and marry Max
Pierre: Is there anything you guys want to tell us???
Pierre: Guys???
Esteban: Ugh, they're ghosting us
Alex: Lewis??
Lewis: Ugh, fine
Max: Ooooo, me
Max: Nico R, Jenson, Nando
Lewis: Erm, is there an option to skip
Nando: Yes please, I'd rather not hear the answer
Daniel: Fine, Lewis you don't have to answer
Charles: What????
Charles: Not fair
Lance: Well, to be fair you didn't ask to skip 🤷♂️
Kevin: Seb, Daniel, Checo
Lewis: OK
Lewis: Kill none
Lewis: Marry none
Lewis: Fuck all of them
Carlos: Well, that took an interesting turn
Yuki: Why would you fuck all of them?
Daniel: Well, it's not like it's not happened before
Max: What????
Checo: Yep, it's happened before
Lance: When??? 😳
Seb: Erm, the last was a couple of days ago
Charles: 😳😳😳
Mick: What the fuck
Seb: Okay
Seb: Who taught Mick that word 😠
Kevin: Erm........... not me 😬
Seb: KEVIN!!!!
Val: Dude, run 🏃♂️
Alex: Okay, moving on
Checo: Lance???
Pierre: Mick, Esteban, Seb
Lance: Kill none, mainly because Seb would kill ME of I said him
Lance: Fuck Esteban, if a certain somebody doesn't mind
Lance: Marry Mick
Zhou: Interesting so who is this certain someone, Esteban
Nando: No answer
Max: Now its his turn to ghost us
Lando: I'm no longer bored
Max: Same, this was very entertaining 🤣
George: I think that we learnt a lot of things
Nicky: Indeed we did 😂
Lewis: Right I'm off, I have stuff to do
Val: Yep, ttyl
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Authors Note
So, who do you think Micks mystery guy is?
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F1 Groupchat and Other Things
FanfictionAll the f1 drivers are added to a groupchat. What could go wrong? See all the shenanigans unfold and what happens when the f1 drivers end up spending a lot of time together. Ships will be involved. Give your favourites in the comments.
