Singapore 🇸🇬 - Race

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Max: FUCKING FIA
Lewis: WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY DOING WAITINF AN HOUR TO DO THE STARTING PROCEDURE
Daniel: ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL
Charles: THE TRACK WAS PERFECTLY FINE TO START DRIVING ON
Kevin: WE ARE PROFESSIONAL DRIERS
Nando: WE ARE NOT AMATEURS
Lando: WHYS EVERYBODY STILL USING CAPSLOCK
Charles: I don't know
George: Who actually didn't finish the race
Esteban: Me
Esteban: My engine died
Nando: Me
Nando: Same reason as Esteban
Nicky: Me
Nicky: I crashed into Zhou and then got a puncture as a result, the team said that there was too much damage on the car
Nicky: Sorry about that Zhou
Zhou: It was a racing incident
Zhou: Me
Zhou: I crashed into Nicky and got broken front arm
Alex: Me
Alex: I crashed into one of the barriers and the damage was too great
Yuki: Me
Yuki: I crashed into the barrier
Lewis: So did I
Max: What happened there
Lewis: Just went offline onto the wet patch and had no grip
Lance: What happened at the start Max
Max: Went into antistall and then during the race I locked up and spun
Max: I had to change my tyres because I flat spotted them
Pierre: Congrats on the win, Checo
Checo: Thanks 🥳
Seb: Well done to the Mclarens
Lewis: Yes, stella race and good strategy
Lando: Thanks
Daniel: Thanks, the race was a lot better than qualy, though I have to also thank the retirees as well
Daniel: Without them retiring this wouldn't have been possible
Nando: Well at least something good came from all of our cars retiring
Max: Well done to Ferrari
Max: They managed not to fuck up the strategy
Charles: Yes, and I got p2 🥳
Carlos: I got p3
George: Sorry for crashing into you Mick
Mick: Eh, no worries
Mick: Wouldn't have scored points anyway
Alex: You were very brave putting on slicks when you did George
Lewis: Either that or he was suicidal
George: First lot of laps were fucking scary man
Seb: Language!!!
George: Sorry, Seb
George: The slicks were great after I got them fired up, but it took a while
Esteban: All in all, I think that it was a good race
Pierre: A chaotic race
Lance: But a good one all the same
Nando: Agreed


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