Oh No!!!

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Lance: Holy Shit
Mick: You did it didn't u
Lance: Maybe 😔
Esteban: U fucking idiot
Seb: LANGUAGE
Pierre: I'm not the only one who wants to know what Lance has done, am I?
Max: Nope, what did u do Lance
Lance: I went on Wattpad 💀
Lewis: Erm, what's Wattpad
Nando: I also want to know what Wattpad is
Esteban: Trust me, you don't want to know
Lance: It is a site, and people write stories
Nico: Whats so bad about that
Mick: People write fanfiction stories
Lance: And people like writing about us
Max: Oh my god 💀
Esteban: There is some very traumatic stuff on there
Seb: So how many of you have been on Wattpad
Lance: 🤚
Mick: 🤚
Kita: Micky, you promised not to
Mick: Am sorry Kita 😭
Esteban: 🤚
Pierre: 🤚
Lando: 🤚
Carlos: Of course u have mi amor
Seb: Right, so that's five of you
Charles: So what did you find on there
Pierre: People like to ship us together
Checo: Whats ships?
Lando: It's basically where people put us in relationships with eachother
Checo: Oh
Max: So what are the most popular ships
Lance: Well I think that Lewis might have the most ships
Lewis: Oh no 😔
Nico: Oooh, let's hear them
Lance: Okay so Lewis is shipped with: •Nico
          •Seb
          • Max
          • Val
          • George
Those are the most common ones
Mick: However, Lewis is also shipped with: Pierre, Charles, Toto, Daniel and Nando
Max: Why the hell is he shipped with me
Esteban: People like writing ships where the people have a lot of drama between them
Pierre: Like me and Estie are shipped together frequently, as are Max and Charles, Hulk and Kevin, Lewis and Nico
Lewis: What I want to know is WHY ON EARTH AM I WITH TOTO
Nico: That is very weird
Charles: Who am I shipped with other than Lewis
Pierre: Me, Carlos, Seb, Max and Daniel
Charles: Erm
Seb: Wtf
Daniel: You do know what that means, right Seb
Seb: Yes, I'm well aware of what I just said, and I stand by it
Max: I know I'm going to regret this, but what about me
Lando: Me, Daniel, Carlos, Lewis, Charles, Pierre and Lance
Max: Huh, I mean I suppose I can see why
Max: At least I am dating one of them
Alex: What r the most unusual ones
Mick: Well, there are a few threesome pairings out there
George: Go on...
Mick: Me, Lance, Esteban
Lance: Lewis, Daniel, Max
Esteban: Lando, George, Alex
Lando: George, Alex, Nicky
Pierre: Lewis, George, Toto
George: I'm sorry WHAT!!
Lewis: Same, WHAT!!!
Mick: Erm, Pierre, Charles, Max
Lance: Those are the main ones
Lewis: Interesting, I mean it's not like I've not had a threesome before
Yuki: Wait, what, when, who
Nico: It's mainly been me, Lewis and either: Seb, Daniel or Checo
Kevin: Wait, if you guys have had threesomes before then why didn't Seb, Daniel or Checo realise you were together
Hulk: Good point
Nando: Well?
Seb: I don't know
Daniel: I suppose looking back on it now it was pretty obvious
Checo: I just assumed that it was hate sex or something
Nicky: What are some unusual pairings
Lance: Hmm
Lance: Maybe me and Max
Mick: Lance and Lando
Lando: 🤨
Esteban: I've seen one with Kevin and Lewis in it
Pierre: Shipping teammates together is also quite common
Lando: Other ones include
Lando: Hulk and Daniel
Mick: Lance and Checo
Esteban: Nicky and Lance
Lance: Seb and Kimi
Pierre: There's also Toto and Christian
Seb: So, what sort of stuff do they write about
Lance: That's a whole other chapter

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Authors Note

So I want to include some parts of the stories some of you guys have written, but I won't do it without your permission so if you are happy for me to include parts of your book then let me know in the comments. I will make sure to mention you at the end of the chapter.

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