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Richard 'Dick'Prov

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Richard 'Dick'Prov.

It took me a full ten minutes before I could fully suppress my murderous anger. They both just gave me a small smile before Chloe started to remind Marinette that she should message someone called Kagami. 'I'm going to need Tim's help. Maybe Jason's too,' I thought, already devising a revenge plan for Blueberry and Goldie.

"You going to get that, Dickie?" Chloe asked while tapping her finger on the table. 'Huh? What's Goldie talking about?' I thought, and I guess my face gave me away, 'cause she just rolled her eyes before pointing at my phone.

'Shit!' I thought as I saw Stephanie's name flash on my screen. 'Shit, shit, shit... I'm supposed to pick the girls up for their 'Month of Boy Freedom' getaway!' I thought as I jumped out of my seat, accidentally denying Stephanie's call. 'Fuck! She's going to be pissed now!' I thought as panic overtook me.

"I have to go, girls. It's been great meeting both of you, but I need to pick up my sisters before they castrate me for being late. Here's my number in case you need me for anything." I said, quickly writing down my number on a piece of paper before practically running out of the food court/cafeteria.

I skidded to a stop halfway down the hall before doubling back to the girls. Stopping in front of them, I quickly pulled out my phone.

"Sorry. I know... I know, but I need a favor. Can I take a picture of your outfits and a selfie with all of us? My sisters love Gotham-inspired fashion, so you'd be saving my future generation with these pictures." I practically begged them, half out of breath, giving them my best puppy-dog eyes.

They looked at each other before bursting out in laughter.

"Sure, Dickie" / "Of course, Richard!" Chloe and Marinette answered at the same time before posing for the pictures. Once I was satisfied, and another ten minutes late, I hugged both of them before sprinting to my car. While I was in the elevator, I quickly sent the pictures on the Bat-fam group chat, hoping it would appease the terrifying terrorists I call sisters.

 While I was in the elevator, I quickly sent the pictures on the Bat-fam group chat, hoping it would appease the terrifying terrorists I call sisters

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Marinette Prov.

I watched as Richard full-on sprinted from the food court/cafeteria for the second time, looking like the hounds of hell were on his heels. I turned back to Chloe just for both of us to burst out laughing again. "That was surprisingly fun, don't you think, Chlo?" I asked, clutching my side, smiling wide.

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