This is basically another Daminette I wrote for fun.
Enjoy or don't 🤷 your choice.
Marinette, after suffering for so long, finally sees a light at the end of the tunnel. She won a class trip to Gotham and now she finally has a chance to be a norma...
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When the Batfam returned exhausted six hours after the Miraculous team left, they were greeted by their living room turned spa, where the four magic users were each pampering the Wayne's most loyal butler, Alfred Pennyworth. Each one had a face mask on and freshly painted nails while Disney movies were playing in the background.
"I call dibs on next!" Dick suddenly yelled as he dove next to Marinette, dramatically holding his hands out toward her, ready to be pampered. "I need coffee," Tim yawned, walking past everyone to place a kiss on Chloe's head, making everyone in the room gasp at the two before downing her coffee in one go.
"When did that happen?" Stephanie, Barbara, Marinette, Kagami, and Seline yelled, staring between the two. "When did what happen?" Chloe innocently asks, her face in a Cheshire smile, making Marinette face-palm. "You are not getting out of this, Queenie," Luka hums, blowing on his freshly blue-painted nails.
"We talked, he's cute and smart. What more is there to tell?" Chloe boredly states, turning toward the now-seated Wayne females to start the second round of pampering as Marinette straightens Dick's face mask. "That's all we get? Spill the tea!" Stephanie demands, throwing Jason a face mask as he drops onto the floor between the two blonds.
"She's hot and smart and French," Tim states, having taken the open seat next to Cassandra, who already had a face mask on, drinking a cup of coffee that magically appeared in his hand as Cassandra took his other hand to compare three different red nail polishes against his skin. "You two are terrible gossips," Dick complains with an overly dramatic whine, pointing toward the blue he wanted on his nails from the selection held out by Marinette.
"You left the meeting a mess, by the way. Wonder Woman almost killed Green Lantern and nearly threw Superman out of the Tower when he tried to stop her. It was hilarious. We should have brought popcorn; need to remember that for any future meetings where you guys attend. Aquaman fainted the second you left, Superman and the Flash grilled us on everything we knew about you guys, and then after all that, the teens wanted the same tea, so Tim and I had to explain everything again. I'm so exhausted! I don't think I've ever spent that much time just talking! And I haven't even told Kori about this because she's off planet. I miss my wife. See, this is how one gossips," Dick tells the room, a lazy smile on his face.
"Profound, Grayson," Damian voiced as he leaned on the doorframe, his eyes never leaving his wife. "Like you didn't take the time to brag about your wife! I could have sworn Raven looked positively green with envy!" Tim accuses, pointing a finger at him with a smirk as both teens turn red. "You nearly killed everyone in the room when you announced that you were married to Ladybug after Flash Junior asked if she was single! And then we had to stop you from skinning Aqua Junior when he said Ladybug was hot!" Jason added, ducking just in time as a knife flew at his head.
"Mon Chat! Do not make me revoke your knife privileges!" Marinette playfully scolds as Jason cowers in fake fear behind her. "Apologies, habibti," Damian stoically responds, taking his comfortable stance again.
"The best reaction, though, was when Wonder Girl asked if the blond bitch was seeing anyone! I've never seen Tim turn someone down so hard in my life!" Jason laughed out, ducking in time for an empty cup to fly past his head. "Explains so much!" Dick agrees, laughing at the death glare Tim was leveling at him.
"I'm too old for this," Bruce breathed out with a long sigh, taking the only open seat. "What are your plans for the week?" Seline suddenly asks, making the entire Miraculous team turn toward Chloe, who already had her phone in hand. "Monday, Tim and I have meetings with lawyers and witnesses for the lawsuits against the lair and sheep. Saturday is the Wayne Gala, unless you've changed it again, Batsy. The rest of the week is open," Chloe tells the room, making Marinette instantly get a thoughtful look.
"Meetings away or here?" Marinette suddenly asks, her eyes calculating. "Here for the morning and at Wayne Tower in the afternoon," Chloe confirms, making Marinette beam as everyone in the room watches the two girls. "I'll do your measurements and fabric options while you're on the phone Monday morning; Damian can take me fabric shopping in the afternoon. We'll do final fittings on Wednesday night," Marinette instructs, making Chloe type it into her phone.
"Saturday, all us ladies will be going to the spa and then have the artists here to help with makeup and hair, so boys, you'll be kicked out for the day," Stephanie added with a pointed look at the male Waynes, who all nodded with an eye roll, Tim offering Luka a comforting pat on the shoulder as he looked confused at the girls as Chloe added it to the schedule.
"The Kents are coming over on Thursday," Bruce told the room, making Damian sigh loudly. "And the girls want to meet you on Friday," Seline added, making Barbara gasp. "We don't have heels or accessories to go with our dresses. Jason and Dick will have to take us on Tuesday," Barbara added, her eyes amused as all the males present paled.
"Weeks planned," Chloe announces, making the males in the room pale even more. "What if I wanted to take my wife out for the day?" Damian suddenly voiced, making Marinette and Chloe look at him in horror. "I need to make our dresses!" / "Our dresses!" They both yelled simultaneously as all the females glared at him in sync. "Besides, you have school, Demon," Barbara adds, making Marinette pout. "Guess Richard will have to take me fabric shopping. Sorry, Hubby."
"It is best to not get between Marinette and her creations, and Chloe will literally suffocate you in your sleep if you mess with the schedule," Kagami sagely tells the room, making Luka suppress a shiver as he nods. "Never doing that again," Luka whispers in fear, making Chloe grin viciously as she levels each male a glare, sending a shiver down each male's back.
"Noted," Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian voiced as one.
"The only thing you four need to do this week is be at our beck and call," Stephanie and Chloe inform the Wayne males with Cheshire smiles and mischievous eyes.
'We're going to die this week,' all four males thought simultaneously as the females started to go into greater detail about the week's planning, Alfred adding a few pointers here and there. 'Jip. R.I.P. us.'
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