I Still Need You (Sometimes)

~6~

Long, red and (worst of all) tight.

That's what Chuuya was subjected to during a long mission and Dazai was eating it up.

In reality, he made a beautiful woman. (Dazai always did too) His waist was small and with a little finesse, he would look awfully petit. And with even a little bit of makeup, it looked believable. And don't forget his hight.

He didn't even necessarily hate it. Don't get it wrong, he still hated the torment from Dazai but like hell he's gonna step down first. He also got a kick out of seeing Dazai wear the dress and makeup, he never even looked half bad though.

They had just arrived at the location of the event, still in the limo Mori had rented for them. Due to Dazai's luck in the exchange, he was wearing a suit. It was a white fitted suit with a black button down shirt and white waist coat. In addition he sported a gold tie and handkerchief. His hair was tucked behind his left ear. He looked absolutely stunning tonight.

"after you, m'lady" Dazai said dramatically opening the door. Chuuya just scowled and left the vehicle. Once they both exited, Dazai looked down at Chuuya and offered his arm. He was flashing him a huge grin, clearly enjoying this too much.

The redhead just hooked his arm with Dazai's and avoided his gaze. "On we go madam" Dazai said leading the way to the building opening the door for Chuuya dramatically.

Even though he hated 90% of this entire ordeal, Dazai being actually nice to him was amazing. Stuff like bringing the shorter man (in this case "woman") a glass of champagne or hors d'oeuvres, opening doors or offering his arm.

But they were still on a mission. So they had to find their terget and finish the job, after which they could do what they wanted. Their target this evening was Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald. He was the wealthy buisness man who owned the casino they were currently infiltrating.

"Chuuya?" Dazai said abruptly while they were making their way to the main hall. "yeah?" "there's two ways this can go. Either the silent, boring, safe way or the loud, fun and risky way. I have the poison in my pocket.." Dazai patted his suit pocket. "but just because I have it, doesn't mean we have to use it" Dazai grinned at Chuuya. "I would have said yes to your little scheme if it wasn't for the tight fuckin outfit you got me in" Chuuya complained. "awwww, but I love watching Chibi decimate the battle field" Dazai expressed with a whine. "unfortunately, this isn't a battle field. It's an expensive casino with a bucha people" Chuuya dead panned. "since when do you care about the innocent?" Dazai asked dramatically.

It's true that this casino is currently holding a lot of criminals but it is also filled with innocent people who just wanted to go gambling. The last time they killed a handful of people that weren't targets, Mori berated Chuuya for a solid 30 minutes and kept Dazai back a bit longer. No one knows what happened but the added bandages and cast on his arm was a slight clue.

"piss off. We'll do it the way Mori ordered, if that doesn't work, then we'll do the other way" Chuuya replied with a huff. Dazai released the red heads arm and clapped happily. Chuuya strangely missed the warmth. "do we even have a clue where he is?" Chuuya asked. Dazai stopped clapping and looked around quickly. "nope, but I can assume he's either on the dance floor, in his office or just roaming around" Dazai informed. He smiled when he mentioned the dance floor but still added.. "we should check his office first, if he's there, then that's a quick and easy win" Chuuya nodded and checked his phone.

Before the mission, Mori sent in spies to scope out the casino and illustrate a map. Said map was sent to Chuuya. "its upstairs on the third floor. Quite far away from the main event so we gotta be stealthy" The shorter man explained pocketing his phone. "welp, let's get going, lead the way!"

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Surprisingly, there weren't many guards on duty. They were slyly moving through the halls towards the office only once being confronted. Chuuya was immediately thrown under the bus by Dazai. "she had a bit too much to drink" Dazai winked at the guard who was disguised as a waiter. "we just wanted a bit of privacy" the man had let them go without much more questioning. Partially due to the fact that Chuuya was indeed a bit tipsy. Even one glass of champagne was enough. Light weight.

Ether way, it worked and they were outside the door of the office, though it was silent inside. Dazai gave Chuuya a look, he nodded and Dazai opened the door slowly. Empty. "well that sure is helpful" Chuuya grumbled making his way to the desk. There were documents littered on the table, along with little piles on cash. The rich really were a pretentious bunch. "huh, you know that detective agency that the boss was concerned about?" Chuuya remarked looking over some papers. "yeah, they popped up a while ago" Dazai answered looking back at his partner. "he has papers her trying to buy the agency off of their bos- ehhh president, I mean" "that's strange, hand it here" Dazai asked. After the paper was handed to him, he proceeded to fold it and put it in his pocket. Francis won't miss it, he'll be to busy being dead.

They continued scoping the room to make sure there wasn't anything important and when they were sure it was clear, they left. "well that was a bummer" Chuuya remarked. "well, let's go check my other theory" Dazai said with a smirk hooking his arm once again with Chuuya's.

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They arrived as soon as they were going to start another dance. They quickly joined the floor and followed the steps, luckily, it was a simple ballroom dance. Chuuya was close to Dazai with Dazai's left hand on his hip and right hand entwined with his. They were swaying to the melody taking the steps perfectly. For such missions and over all port mafia functions, Mori insisted on dance lessons. Turns out they both excelled with it.

They were both still highly focused on finding their target though. "if he's not here? Where could he be otherwise?" Chuuya muttered. "he could be anywhere. It makes sence for him to be here with the other partiers but he could also be staying in the shadows for safety" Dazai replied quietly. Almost on cue, Dazai's second prediction was shot down thanks to the voice in the microphone. Wow, had the dance already ended? That was quick.

"welcome everyone! I do hope you're all having a wonderful time!" there was applause and the occasional whistle. "I hope we can all enjoy the grand opening of the new Fitzgerald casino right here in Yokohama!" he announced happily, more applause. "may you all have an amazing evening! To money!" he raised a glass and took a sip, a lot of people joined.

"well there's our target" Dazai stated simply.

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This was fun to write, I rly love making fun of Chibi xD

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